Articles By Luke Winkie
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Drake Endorsing Things
Drake is but a specter in our life. He should be a spokesperson for everything. Here are some endorsements that we would like to see Drake make. Full Story
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Better Music Writing through Sabermetric Analysis
What if there was a sabermetric set of advanced-analytics to evaluate music on a true, mathematical level? Wouldn’t that be the right thing to do? Full Story
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World of Warcraft Gear as Informed By Popular Musicians
In order to make the game more appealing to people who aren't emotional shut-ins, Blizzard (World of Warcraft's developers) recently added a number of items to the game themed after popular musician of today. This is 100% true and factual. Full Story
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51 Names for Paris Hilton's New Young Money/Cash Money Album
I snuck into Cash Money headquarters and managed to steal a few documents straight off of Birdman’s desk. You don’t need to know the details because they don’t fucking matter, all you need to know is we now have an EXCLUSIVE list of 51 potential titles for Paris’ new record. You’… Full Story
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The Most "In Da Club" Moments of All Time
“In Da Club” is a singular feeling; it can only be described as feeling “In Da Club,” or in an “In Da Club” mood. To help illustrate this particular strand of Zen, I’ve selected a few moments from world history that I think best illustrate the “In Da Club” philosophy… Full Story
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Every Beach Boys Greatest Hits Album, Reviewed
The Very, Very, Very Best of the Beach Boys Really Seriously Definitely. Full Story
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A "Me Singing" Symphony
If you type in “me singing” and a song name into YouTube, you will find thousands and thousands of tragic covers, usually recorded solemnly as a sad boy or girl sitting at a computer, and whisper-singing lyrics into his laptop microphone. Full Story
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The Indie Rock Equivalent to Every Book in the Old Testament
Another Friday, another Friday Thinks with Luke Winkie. Full Story
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The Most Average Albums of All Time
We're always going to argue about what's the best, and we're always going to argue about what's the worst. Can we all just agree on what's in the middle? Full Story
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The Whisper Song: Movements 2-4
We rewrote the lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Whisper Song" and—well—you know what? Just read it for yourself. Full Story
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