NOISEY REVIEWS
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Waka Flocka's DuFlocka Rant 2 is Pure Crack Except for One Song About College Girls or Some Shit
THANK YOU WAKA FOR STAYING IN YOUR LANE WHICH IS MAKING MUSIC TO CRASH YOUR CAR TO. Lire la suite
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Ablebody's 'All My Everybody' EP is the Soundtrack to an Imaginary (But Very Sexual) Garden State Remake
THIS SHIT STARTED OFF WITH A VERY STRONG "SOFT FOCUS LOVEMAKING WITH WHITE COLLEGIATE YOUNG WOMAN" VIBE NOW THE VIBE IS "I'M OVERDOSING ON HEROIN OH SHIT I'M DYING I KNOW I'M DYING FUCK! BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD FUCK IT *PERISHES*" Lire la suite
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Pig Destroyer's Live Flexi Disc for Decibel Magazine Sounds Like White People Workout Music (In a Good Way)
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE BROS ON ELLIPTICALS LISTENING TO THIS SHIT. Lire la suite
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Juelz Santana's "God Will'n" Mixtape Makes Me Want to Punch a Train in the Face
THIS IS THE NEW SHIT FOR YOU TO DRIVE AROUND SMOKIN WEED THEN PULL OVER OCCASSIONALLY TO BEAT A DUDE UP BECAUSE HE PUSHED YOU IN 7TH GRADE OR HE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE THAT DID. Lire la suite
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Is This a Review of the New My Bloody Valentine Album?
Think of Deeper, Redder and Loveless as two streets running parallel to each other. To suggest that one is somehow more important or better than the other is to completely miss the point of experiencing something meaningful. Lire la suite
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Coheed and Cambria's "The Afterman: Descension" Makes Me Want to Explode Every Mall in Suburbia
ALL THESE SONG TITLES SOUND LIKE I'M READING A BEAT SHEET FOR BABYLON 5. Lire la suite
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Hollywood Undead's "Notes From The Underground" Is Extra Embarrassing Teenager Music
THIS IS A NAUSEATING COMBINATION OF KORN AND SLIPKNOT AND LINKIN PARK AND A BAG OF CIRCUMCISED DICKS. Lire la suite
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