NOISEY FEATURES
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me. Full Story
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Fall Out Boy, This Is Your Life
A series of Deep Ass Questions about Fall Out Boy and why they exist. Full Story
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Voices from the Mexican Underground: Spreading Independent Music in Mexico
We talk to Christian Michel, the Vice Director of Albino.Mx. Full Story
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The Most Average Albums of All Time
We're always going to argue about what's the best, and we're always going to argue about what's the worst. Can we all just agree on what's in the middle? Full Story
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Want to Win a Wiz Khalifa 4/20 Survival Kit?
Sure you do! Click here for more info. Full Story
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part One
Since the age of 13, Montaigne has played in some the most exciting and original hardcore bands, from Heroin to Antioch Arrow and now, Dangerous Boys Club. Full Story
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The Greatest Stoner Metal Playlist Ever of All Time
Just in time for 4/20. Full Story
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Noisey Vs. MetalSucks - Give Black Sabbath's New Record a Chance
I’m glad MetalSucks chose to dismiss the continued existence of Black Sabbath in this week’s online smack down: an elaborate PR campaign couldn’t have been set up better to root for Sabbath in the weeks prior to the release of their 464th album '13.' Full Story
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We Made a Dude who Hates Beyoncé Listen to her Anyway
Meet Luis, the one person who dislike's Beyoncé's music on Earth. He found some nice things to say about Beyoncé. Full Story
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The Noisey Guide to Swizz Beatz Ad-Libs
Swizz Beatz likes to yell stuff, including "VROOM!!", "RIIIHT," and "GATDAMMIT!" Full Story
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San Francisco! Come See Two Gallants, The Fresh & Onlys, and Safe! For Free!!
San Francisco, you're in luck. Well, more luck than the usual luck that you have from living in San Francisco. Full Story
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Are Hipsters Going to Start Liking Pop-Country Soon?
If "Mainstream" is the new "Obscure" and low-brow music is the only uncharted territory for the adventurous listener, then, uh, maybe. Full Story
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VICE Has an Electronic Music Channel Now
Welcome to THUMP, your one-stop resource for electronic everything. Full Story
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Watch The First Installment of JanSport's 2013 Bonfire Sessions, with Divine Fits and Japandroids
To celebrate our second year hanging with our buddies at JanSport, we headed to the magical, mystical land of Austin, TX, to enjoy cheap Mexican food and performances from Divine Fits and Japandroids. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.