NOISEY FEATURES
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We Saw New Kids on the Block on Long Island
When was the last time YOU were in an arena full of screaming middle aged women? Full Story
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The Noisey Guide to Yacht Rap
Fetch the Moët, bitches! It's the guide to the most luxurious rap songs around. Full Story
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Imagen if Jary, Gerge, Elane, and Krame from 'Seinfeld' All Released Indie Record's Today and Then Pichfork Reviewed Them Lol
Imagen if the characters from Senfeld all relesed indie rock albem's and then Pichfork reviewed them today? LOL, well thats is EXACTLY what I imagened for you this week. Full Story
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Vintage mindfuck of the day: Thunderdome
An unhinged glimpse into 90's Dutch rave culture. Full Story
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Here Are Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's Wedding Invitations
At least we think they are. (UPDATE: Eh, maybe not) Full Story
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Is Disclosure's New Video Based on a Weird Christian Meme?
The video to this hook-heavy earworm may actually be based on an old internet joke called “Baptazia” that was passed around the UK bass music scene back in 2010. Suddenly, what could have just been a music video is looking a lot more like culture jamming. Full Story
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The Five Best Things Made Out of Leather at Summer Jam 2013
Including 2 Chainz's pickelhaube, Raekwon's leather hood, and the back of Sean Kingston's shirt. Full Story
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This South Houston Middle School Talent Show's Got Talent
Our friend Shea Serrano was asked to judge a middle school talent show, so he liveblogged it for us. He also drew pictures. Full Story
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World of Warcraft Gear as Informed By Popular Musicians
In order to make the game more appealing to people who aren't emotional shut-ins, Blizzard (World of Warcraft's developers) recently added a number of items to the game themed after popular musician of today. This is 100% true and factual. Full Story
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Can Pop Punk Age Gracefully?
If pop punk is inherently this juvenile, is it meant to graduate into adulthood? Full Story
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Win Free Tickets to see Tomahawk at the Best Buy Theater This Sunday, June 2!
Sundays are useless. So this Sunday, June 2, when our favorite supergroup, Tomahawk, plays the Best Buy Theater in New York, you should probably go see them. We've got a fistful of tickets to give away, and we'd like you to win them. Full Story
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We Hung Out with Two Gallants at the San Francisco Jansport Bonfire Session
We caught up with the folk rock duo in their hometown of San Fran to talk the city's musical history, the Bay Area creative scene, and ~*~Cali vibes~*~. Full Story
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Nine Indecipherable Future Lyrics
Finally, the definition of such Futurisms as "Ore Ida," "Cowabunga Lifestyle," "Screech raised me," and of course "Flarge." Full Story
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Unlocking the Truth is the Most Brutal Sixth Grade Metal Band Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever
Last Thursday, I took the L train to the end of the line to catch up with Unlocking the Truth, a heavy metal trio composed of sixth graders. Some people have referred to them as "childcore," but those people probably can't play music well enough to appreciate the epic crushiness Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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