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  • 10 Ridiculously Unrelatable Rap Lyrics

    While an entire book could be filled with lyrics that are thoroughly unrelatable to the common person, here are just a few of the most disgustingly egregious ones. Full Story

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    From the Dead Eye Dicks to that band that plays the theme song of Friends, this is the most '90s thing ever. Full Story

    2013 Jun 14 Cameron Matthews Features
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    Arturo Vega, the man behind the Ramones' iconic logo, passed away on June 8, 2013. I remember him back in 1978, pulling all-nighters at the band's 2nd Street loft, pouring over their silk-screen operation—one long counter weighted down with a wooden screen, cans of white acrylic… Full Story

    2013 Jun 14 Legs McNeil Features
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    2013 Jun 14 Ren Potts Features
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    2013 Jun 13 Noisey Staff Features
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    2013 Jun 13 Dan Ozzi Features
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