NOISEY FEATURES
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10 Ridiculously Unrelatable Rap Lyrics
While an entire book could be filled with lyrics that are thoroughly unrelatable to the common person, here are just a few of the most disgustingly egregious ones. Full Story
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Todd Terry Made A Trap Album?!
House legend tries his best to turn up in 2013. Full Story
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The Evolution of MF Doom
We trace the career of the most inimitable figure in hip-hop. Full Story
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Drake Endorsing Things
Drake is but a specter in our life. He should be a spokesperson for everything. Here are some endorsements that we would like to see Drake make. Full Story
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That John Denver Was Full of Shit: A Definitive Guide to the 'Dumb and Dumber' Soundtrack
From the Dead Eye Dicks to that band that plays the theme song of Friends, this is the most '90s thing ever. Full Story
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Happy, Happy, Happy! - A Memory of Arturo Vega
Arturo Vega, the man behind the Ramones' iconic logo, passed away on June 8, 2013. I remember him back in 1978, pulling all-nighters at the band's 2nd Street loft, pouring over their silk-screen operation—one long counter weighted down with a wooden screen, cans of white acrylic… Full Story
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We Interviewed Flag, the Keith Morris Version of Black Flag
We spoke to Keith Morris, Bill Stevenson, Chuck Dukowski, and Stephen Egerton of Flag to find out what it's like being one of the two Black Flags currently touring, and bringing new life to legendary songs. Full Story
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You Can Buy the Rights to Elvis Presley's Image for $200 Million Dollars
Which, like, isn't that expensive considering what you get. Full Story
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"Punk" is the Grossest Word in Music
If everything is punk, then nothing is punk. Full Story
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Ranking Every Single Wrestler Action Bronson Has Ever Mentioned
Take a critical examination of Bronsolino’s love of rapping and wrestling. Also, these dudes look hilarious. Full Story
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Noisey Vs. MetalSucks - Ghost B.C. are the Shit
Hail Satan. Hail Ghost. B.C. We remain your faithful servants evermore, transfixed in a time when Church of Satan founder Anton Szandor LaVey was leading marches through the streets, and 'Rosemary’s Baby' was topping the films at the box office. Full Story
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Bill Cosby Once Recorded a Song with Quincy Jones and it Sounds Exactly How You'd Expect
Which is to say, completely insane. Full Story
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Meet Trackboyz, Who Produced Many Other Great Songs Besides J-Kwon's "Tipsy"
Kanye West love's J-Kwon's "Tipsy," so let's celebrate the producers behind it. Full Story
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Millions of People Are Forced to Listen to "(My) Rainy Day Girl" Over and Over Again
Welcome to Chart Burn: Adventures in Adult Contemporary Music. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.