NOISEY FEATURES
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Riding in Cars with The-Dream
We rode in The-Dream's Maybach with him and talked about exactly how awesome it is to be The-Dream. Full Story
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Meet Vali, Rostrum Records' Resident Songstress
Why dressing like an Italian grandma is good, but drugs are bad. Full Story
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Metalachi Gave Me Definitive Proof that Unironic Mariachi Metal is a Thing
Keeping it weird can also mean keeping it earnest. Full Story
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Fall Out Boy Leaked Their Own Album on Purpose
Instead of leaving it to fate, the self-proclaimed saviors of Rock and Roll decided to leak their latest album themselves. Full Story
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Potential Kim Kardashian Responses to Ray J's "I Hit it First"
While Kim is off doing whatever it is rich attractive people do all day and more or less ignoring "I Hit It First," let's imagine if Kim was younger and really into Tumblr. How might she respond? Full Story
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NYC: Come to the Nordic Outbreak After Party Tomorrow Night, Presented by Babes at the Museum!
Come enjoy DJ sets by The Crystal Ark, Shannon F. of Light Asylum, and Miho of Cibo Matto. Full Story
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Ray J Takes Shot at Kanye West through Cover Art, the Illuminati is Probably Already Planning his Assassination
Ray J is seriously playing with fire on this one. Full Story
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Voces del Underground Mexicano: San Pedro El Cortez de Tijuana
“La gente hace cosas por el amor a la música y al arte. Es un gran rato, pero lo tenemos que hacer–todos juntos.” Full Story
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Why Rick Ross Doesn't Get It
On our next favorite mixtape, there may very well be five lines that are just as complicit in Rape Culture as Ross's, but more subtle, and therefore more sinister. What do we do about them? If this controversy begins and ends at Rick Ross, then we have failed. Full Story
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We Gained the Power to Spy on Musicians' Cell Phones
It’s a really exciting time here at Noisey, because we just developed the powerful, ethically dubious technology to peer into what anyone is doing on their cell phone at any time. Full Story
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Vancouver: Come Screen 'I Hate Myself and I Want to Die,' a New Nirvana Documentary by Noisey Editor-in-Chief Ben Shapiro!
Tonight, come celebrate Nirvana's legacy (and watch a film and listen to music and get drunk). Full Story
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Breaking the Habit (Of Bad Disaster Planning) with Linkin Park's Production Manager
Because what does it mean to try so hard and get so far to see Linkin Park if, in the end, it doesn’t even matter? (Since you are dead from the thunderstorm you foolishly chose to ignore.) Full Story
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Meet Nathan Schwartz, the Boy King of Rap Instagram
How does some 12 year-old have pictures with literally every single rapper? We interviewed him to find out. Full Story
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NYC: Hear Austra's New Album Before Anyone Else!
We're throwing a listening party for 'Olympia' at Le Baron, and you're invited! Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.