NOISEY FEATURES
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Ballout's 'Ballin No NBA' Mixtape Cover Is Very Beautiful, Bizarre, and Important
What was the most important thing to happen in Chicago rap this weekend? Was it Kanye premiering two provocative, challenging new songs on the sides of buildings and on Saturday Night Live? Nope, it was when Chief Keef leaked the mixtape art for Ballout’s new tape 'Ballin No NBA.' Full Story
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My Love/Hate Relationship with Live Music
Plus, five helpful tips on how to make concert-going suck less. Full Story
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The Cosmic Adventures of Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire
We profiled Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire, whose upcoming mixtape 'Kismet' is set to show you that he's everything and nothing like you could ever imagine. Full Story
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When Musicians Attack
Miguel kicked a girl in the face at the Billboard Awards, but it's not the first time that a musician has gone wild. Full Story
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Iceis Rain is Fort McMurray's Premiere (and Only) Drag Queen
Conquering the hearts—and, occasionally, the loins—of a town better known for its truck nuts than its tucked ones. Full Story
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The Most "In Da Club" Moments of All Time
“In Da Club” is a singular feeling; it can only be described as feeling “In Da Club,” or in an “In Da Club” mood. To help illustrate this particular strand of Zen, I’ve selected a few moments from world history that I think best illustrate the “In Da Club” philosophy… Full Story
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Kelly Rowland Made a Dumb Song about How Much She Hates Beyoncé
Kelly Rowland is airing her “Dirty Laundry” with Beyoncé because ergh, I guess she just wanted to be really, really insufferable this week. Full Story
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The Courtneys Belong in the Arms of Harrison Ford
I sat down to chat with Jen, Sydney, and Courtney for some girl talk...or whatever you want to call it. Full Story
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Boards of Canada and Music's Weirdest, Smartest Scavenger Hunt
A look inside the Record Store Day campaign that stumped the Internet. Full Story
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Carmen Electra's Got a Bigger Dick Than You
On crotch power pop and the single with the potential to be the "Call Me Maybe" of summer 2013. Full Story
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Alpine’s Guide to Touring
In case you haven't been cramming for your "Swedish Influence on Australian Indie-Pop" final, we've got a bit of extra help for you. Here is Alpine's guide to hitting the road. Full Story
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Juicing with Eve
We talked to a rejuvenated Eve about juice cleanses, her new album, and being the mother to so many styles. Full Story
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Wild Nothing Wants You to Stop Picking on Nickelback
After all, there are about a bajillion other equally awful bands out there. We talked to Wild Nothing's frontman, Jack Tatum, about Michelle Williams, and a bunch of other things that happen in the world. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Diddy's Joining the Cast of Downton Abbey
Diddy. PBS. Stuffiness. Downton Motherfuckin' Abbey. Midnight on the West Coast, 9PM on the East Coast. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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