NOISEY REVIEWS
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Tyga's 'Hotel California' is Half Good as Long as You Forget You're Listening to Tyga
THE FACT THAT YOU COULD CLONE THIS NIGGA 30 TIMES AND STILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO APPROACH THE WEIGHT LIMIT OF A STANDARD ELEVATOR IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS ON "500 DEGREES," YOU FEEL ME? Historia completa
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The Knife's 'Shaking the Habitual' is Actively Irritating
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BRUH? THERE'S A RECORD LABEL THAT CONDONES THIS B? Historia completa
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Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" is Just Regular Racist, and His Album 'Wheelhouse' is Bad
BEING "PROUD TO BE WHITE" APPEARS VERY RACIST EVEN IF YOU THINK IT'S LIKE BEING PROUD TO BE BLACK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND BEING LIKE "I'M PROUD TO BE ICELANDIANESE" OR "IRISH" OR "GERMAN" OR WHATEVER OTHER SWAGGERLESS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. Historia completa
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Cappadonna' 'Eyrth, Wynd, and Fyre' Contains Approximately 8900 Bars of Rappity Rapping
THIS ALBUM IS SO LONG AND BORING HE PROBABLY GOT A CEASE & DESIST FROM EARTH WIND & FIRE (NOT THE GROUP, THE ACTUAL ELEMENTS) AND HAD TO SPELL THE SHIT WRONG AS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE. Historia completa
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The Strokes' 'Comedown Machine' Proves they are a Generic Rock Band, B
YO THIS ALBUM DOESNT SUCK BUT IT DOESN'T NOT SUCK...YOU FEEL ME? Historia completa
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Justin Timberlake's 'The 20/20 Experience' is Good, but Only Because He's in the Illuminati
I'M POPPING IN THE STREETS RIGHT NOW LAST THING I NEED IS TO BE SACRIFICIED TO AN OWL STATUE BEFORE I MAKE MY FIRST $5000. Historia completa
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Inc's 'no world' is Space Sex R&B
THIS IS WHAT PRINCE WOULD HAVE SEX TO IN OUTER SPACE. Historia completa
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