NOISEY REVIEWS
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Kid Cudi's 'Indicud' is an Audio Cokedream
A LOT OF THESE JOINTS ARE COOL BUT ALOT OF IT IS (SEEMINGLY) THE CULMINATION OF THIS DUDE BLOWING MAD PERICO AND WRITING SONGS ABOUT HOW HE'S A SUPER ALIEN RAP GOD. Historia completa
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Ian McCulloch's 'Holy Ghost' is Music for a Grandfather in a Starbucks
I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GONNA BE PRETENTIOUS AS FUCK BECAUSE THE TITLE SOUNDS LIKE A DOG EARED NOVEL A WHITE LADY WOULD BE READING ON THE L TRAIN. Historia completa
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Paramore's Self-Titled Album is Music for Teens to Saunter Through Food Courts To
WHITE PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME. PUT THE FUCKING UKULELE DOWN. Historia completa
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Tyga's 'Hotel California' is Half Good as Long as You Forget You're Listening to Tyga
THE FACT THAT YOU COULD CLONE THIS NIGGA 30 TIMES AND STILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO APPROACH THE WEIGHT LIMIT OF A STANDARD ELEVATOR IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS ON "500 DEGREES," YOU FEEL ME? Historia completa
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The Knife's 'Shaking the Habitual' is Actively Irritating
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BRUH? THERE'S A RECORD LABEL THAT CONDONES THIS B? Historia completa
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Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" is Just Regular Racist, and His Album 'Wheelhouse' is Bad
BEING "PROUD TO BE WHITE" APPEARS VERY RACIST EVEN IF YOU THINK IT'S LIKE BEING PROUD TO BE BLACK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND BEING LIKE "I'M PROUD TO BE ICELANDIANESE" OR "IRISH" OR "GERMAN" OR WHATEVER OTHER SWAGGERLESS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. Historia completa
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Cappadonna' 'Eyrth, Wynd, and Fyre' Contains Approximately 8900 Bars of Rappity Rapping
THIS ALBUM IS SO LONG AND BORING HE PROBABLY GOT A CEASE & DESIST FROM EARTH WIND & FIRE (NOT THE GROUP, THE ACTUAL ELEMENTS) AND HAD TO SPELL THE SHIT WRONG AS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE. Historia completa
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