THE WORST THINGS OF ALL TIME
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Cake's Former Drummer Was Just Found Guilty of Child Molestation
Happy International Day of Happiness! Everything is terrible! Historia completa
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Oh Goddamn It: Avril Lavigne Covers Nickelback's "This is How You Remind Me"
COME ON, CANADA. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONES. Historia completa
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311 Was An Inside Job
The powers that be have worked very hard to keep their involvement in 311 a secret. Records have been destroyed, data has been classified, and bleached dreadlocks have been shaved. Historia completa
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Stop Doing the Fucking Harlem Shake
At no point does this image resemble anything remotely close to the actual Harlem Shake, which is a dance. Not a meme that involves flailing. Historia completa
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The Worst Band Tattoos Of All Time, Ever
In the past ten years, our culture has reversed its attitude about tattoos, and dermis ink has shifted from offensive scribblings on the disease-ridden arms of convicts and sailors to literally everyone you know in real life and see on TV. Historia completa
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The Worst Successfully-Funded Band Kickstarters of All Time, Ever
Thanks to Kickstarter, that great equalizer of crowdsourced guilt-funding, people with terrible ideas have been more able than ever to spray their garbage all over this terrible world. Historia completa
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Phish Has Been a Band for Thirty Years Now and They Have Sucked the Whole Time
Believe it or not, 2013 is the thirty-year anniversary of Phish, Vermont's pied-pipers of Wookie stoner trash. For snobs looking to bash a shitty band, Phish is pretty low-hanging fruit, but it's important that we never forget that this band is total awful garbage. Historia completa