Esta semana en Noisey

Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie

51 Names for Paris Hilton's New Young Money/Cash Money Album

I snuck into Cash Money headquarters and managed to steal a few documents straight off of Birdman’s desk. You don’t need to know the details because they don’t fucking matter, all you need to know is…

Why We Need The-Dream and His Beautiful, Contradictory Love Story

The-Dream’s fanbase is growing, getting burnt, and making “Grown People Mistakes” that inevitably need an accompanying soundtrack—without the pretense, naivete or artifice that comes with youthful inf…

Interviews

Meet Little Pain, the Leader of the Sad Rap Revolution

Little Pain makes beautiful music where he brags about how sad he is. But is there a difference between being Sad and genuine sadness? We interviewed him to find out.

Premieres

Listen to W-H-I-T-E's New Record, 'III'

W-H-I-T-E is an electronic pop project from LA's Cory Thomas Hanson. He's a Cal Arts grad that knows exactly what he's doing, and in a world of electronic musicians who don't know a Korg SV-1 73 B fro…

Sir Christopher Lee, AKA Saruman From 'The Lord of the Rings' Movies, Has a Seriously Brutal Metal Band

Sir Christopher Lee, the actor famous for portraying Saruman in Peter Jackson's 'Lord of the Rings' movies, is obsessed with heavy metal. He turns 91 on Memorial Day, and to celebrate he's doing the w…

Sittin' Sidewayz... With Skinny Friedman

I Saw Red Bull Music Academy's "Drum Majors" Event and Some it Was Great and Some of it Really Sucked

Red Bull Music Academy's “Drum Majors” was supposed to be an all-star line-up of hip-hop producers “exclusively reinterpret[ing] their biggest tracks live onstage.” What it actually was was an all-sta…

SKATERS Are Giving Away a Bunch of Free Shit

Here are Noisey, we've got a serious band crush on SKATERS. They're hitting New York's Bowery Ballroom on Friday, July 19, and to celebrate, they're giving away a seven-inch, a record player, a hat, a…

Premieres

Listen to Peter Hadar's "Magic"

Have sex to Peter Hadar's "Magic."

Interviews

Honestly, @Seinfeld2000 Intarviewed Ezra Konig From Vampire Wekend

Honesty? Im prety sure this interview with Ezra from Vampire wekend just raise the bar for journelism and forever change the way we look at modarn culture today.

Feathers Love 'Battlestar Galactica' and Sound Like a Female Depeche Mode

Feathers front fox, Anastasia Dimou, ditched her goth roots and swapped NY for Austin, where everyone looks really good. Even in a sack.

In Search of Tim Dog

In Search of Tim Dog, the Rapper Turned Con Artist Who Probably Faked His Own Death

This February, the legendary rapper turned grifter Tim Dog died. So why is there a warrant out for his arrest? We spoke to several people close to him who think he's still alive, and after some diggin…

Are Slayer Fans Planning To Confront the Westboro Baptist Church at Jeff Hanneman's Memorial Service Today?

Today the Hollywood Palladium will host a memorial service for Jeff Hanneman, the recently deceased founder of Slayer. The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing, so we spoke to an organizer…

Noisey Specials

Watch "The Man," the First in a Three-Part Documentary on The-Dream

Here's the first in a new three-part documentary series on The-Dream, "The Man." In part one, Terius Youngdell Nash shares the difficult life lessons that propelled his career and shaped his philosoph…

Premieres

Listen To Kim Wilde Cover Stevie Wonder

Martyn Ware's British Electric Foundation are notorious for turning some of your favorite pop hits into freakish, sexualized dance nightmares. Here, they've enlisted Kim Wilde for a dark take on Stevi…

Your Bad Taste in Music is Ruining My Webcam Masturbation

Adventures (and misadventures) in Chaturbate.

Interviews

Barf Troop is Rap Internet 3.0, Dunked in Girl Power and Sprinkled with Coyness

Meet Babeo Baggins, Babenstein, Baberella Fox, Babe Field, and Justin Baber.

Behind the Boards

Behind the Boards With... Rico Beats

On his relationship with Pusha T, upcoming projects, and being on that Givenchy tip.

Hairstylist Lyndell Mansfield on Merkins, the Cult of Pink Hair, and Why Beth Ditto is the Coolest Woman on Earth

She makes hair look edible, she invented the "headjob," and she's got a really great story about the Divinyls. When popstars want wackadoodle hair, they go see Lyndell.

Team Spirit - "Fuck The Beach" (Official Video)

Team Spirit just blessed the planet with a new video for "Fuck The Beach," an animated video directed by Johannes Helgelin and Hannes Elltorp. The video finds the band trudging through a beachside psy…

Amalgamation Of Aggression... With Jon Wiederhorn

Aborym's New Record 'Dirty' Is Making the World Safer for Industrial Metal

To complement the ugly, corrosive riffs and harrowing, minor-key samples, I called up their frontman Fabban to chat about the roots of the band, retaining creative integrity, and (of course) golden sh…