Noisey Today
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My Therapist Said I Don't Have to Listen to Joy Division Anymore
Sometimes, you have to walk away before love tears you apart.
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This New Release Plays on Fisher-Price Record Players ONLY
Hello, adorable! Bear with us as we raid the aisles of Toys 'R' Us.
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Objectively Correct Lists
The Best Things Kanye West Is Impatiently Waiting For
Kanye West goes to prom. He tells his date, "Hurry up with my damn corsage!" and other things that Kanye West is anxiously waiting for.
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Premieres
Listen to This Squarepusher Remix of Ghostpoet's "Meltdown"
Ghostpoet just released an amazing EP in the UK called 'Meltdown.' It's coming out tomorrow in the US, and to celebrate, we're offering up a Squarepusher remix of the eponymous track.
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Interviews
Meet A$ton Matthews, West Coast Gangster Rap's Best Kept Secret
He's been tipped by the likes of A$AP Yams and Action Bronson. Can this West Coast rapper be next?
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10 Ridiculously Unrelatable Rap Lyrics
While an entire book could be filled with lyrics that are thoroughly unrelatable to the common person, here are just a few of the most disgustingly egregious ones.
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You Need To Hear This
The Evolution of MF Doom
We trace the career of the most inimitable figure in hip-hop.
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Todd Terry Made A Trap Album?!
House legend tries his best to turn up in 2013.
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Premieres
Here Is Sofia Bolt's New Video
This lustrous black-and-white video for "Honey Monster Love" is inspired by Tom de Pekin's erotic graphic novel 'Haldernablou' and features Franco-Yankee singer and guitarist Amélie Rousseaux being su…
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Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie
Drake Endorsing Things
Drake is but a specter in our life. He should be a spokesperson for everything. Here are some endorsements that we would like to see Drake make.
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Premieres
Here is P Wild and Yung Gleesh's New Music Video for "Lemonade Man"
Slutty Boy affiliate and one of Maryland's finest unite.
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PREMIERE: Hunx And His Punx - "Street Punk Trilogy"
Three grimy sketches from the San Francisco troublemakers for the price of one.
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PREMIERE: Ian Isiah - "Blindfolded'"
Don't forget your safe word.
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Happy, Happy, Happy! - A Memory of Arturo Vega
Arturo Vega, the man behind the Ramones' iconic logo, passed away on June 8, 2013. I remember him back in 1978, pulling all-nighters at the band's 2nd Street loft, pouring over their silk-screen opera…
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That John Denver Was Full of Shit: A Definitive Guide to the 'Dumb and Dumber' Soundtrack
From the Dead Eye Dicks to that band that plays the theme song of Friends, this is the most '90s thing ever.
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Listen to Kitty's New Banger, "Barbie Jeep" (Produced by Hot Sugar)
Noisey fam/Rap Game Pippi Longstocking fights back against the reviled Nightlife Creeper and pulls no punches.
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Interviews
We Interviewed Flag, the Keith Morris Version of Black Flag
We spoke to Keith Morris, Bill Stevenson, Chuck Dukowski, and Stephen Egerton of Flag to find out what it's like being one of the two Black Flags currently touring, and bringing new life to legendary
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Austra Gets Real
We have a big crush on Austra, so we met up with singer Katie to discuss the new record, breakdowns, getting vulnerable, being treated like royalty, and ship-shaped buildings. Pretty much par for the
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Music Video Premieres
Here Is "Come On," D. Prosper's New Video
Is it just me or is there a butt-load of ayahuasca and psychotropic drugs flooding the rap scene at the moment? Maybe it's the after-effects of rave and EDM, but rap is beginning to look more and more…
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You Can Buy the Rights to Elvis Presley's Image for $200 Million Dollars
Which, like, isn't that expensive considering what you get.