NOISEY REVIEWS
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The National's 'Trouble Will Find Me' Is Musical Ambien
YO I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THIS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING B. Full Story
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Rob Zombie's 'Regeneration Vendor' Makes Mothers Cry Because When Their Children Listen to it They Inadvertently Prove That They Are Devoid of Swag
IF YOU'RE A NORMAL HUMAN THAT HAS SEX SOMEWHAT REGULARLY AND DOESN'T CHEW UP FOOD THEN STICK THEIR TONGUE OUT LIKE "BLLLEEEEGGGHHH" WHILE ROLLING YOUR EYES BACK THEN YOU NEED TO NOT FUCK WITH THIS AT ALL B. Full Story
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Kid Cudi's 'Indicud' is an Audio Cokedream
A LOT OF THESE JOINTS ARE COOL BUT ALOT OF IT IS (SEEMINGLY) THE CULMINATION OF THIS DUDE BLOWING MAD PERICO AND WRITING SONGS ABOUT HOW HE'S A SUPER ALIEN RAP GOD. Full Story
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Paramore's Self-Titled Album is Music for Teens to Saunter Through Food Courts To
WHITE PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME. PUT THE FUCKING UKULELE DOWN. Full Story
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Tyga's 'Hotel California' Is Half Good As Long As You Forget You're Listening To Tyga
THE FACT THAT YOU COULD CLONE THIS NIGGA 30 TIMES AND STILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO APPROACH THE WEIGHT LIMIT OF A STANDARD ELEVATOR IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS ON "500 DEGREES," YOU FEEL ME? Full Story
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The Knife's 'Shaking the Habitual' Is Actively Irritating
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BRUH? THERE'S A RECORD LABEL THAT CONDONES THIS B? Full Story
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Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" Is Just Regular Racist, And His Album 'Wheelhouse' Is Bad
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE COUNTRY MUSIC B. THIS SHIT SOUNDS SO FUCKIN RACIST B. Full Story
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Describing The New Daft Punk Album To Myself
Exactly what happened when I listened to Random Access Memories
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Chronik - "Deepest Darkest" (Official Video)
Slew Dem Crew's Chronik delivers another killer grime video.
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Why Do We Let Will.i.am Get Away With Being A Douchebag?
Earlier this week he was announced as a "special guest" at Wireless. But there's nothing special about Will.I.Am
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Taking Acid At Coachella
Paley sent us these Coachella photos she took while she was on Acid and they're brilliant.
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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