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We're Liveblogging the Bloody Brit Awards 2016!

Come join us, eat crisps, drink wine, and gaze upon Justin Bieber's gentle prayer hands.

Whether you think The Brit Awards is the greatest show in the history of music, or just a mutual major label masturbation exercise where landfill pop stars parade their snapbacks and trilbys like prized horses warming up for dressage, you can't say it isn't bloody watchable; possibly the most wonderfully car crash piece of British television since Davina McCall's Don't Try This At Home. But, if for some reason, you can't tune in to ITV tonight at 8pm, then we'll be liveblogging the whole damn thing.

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So join Noisey UK writers Ryan Bassil, Emma Garland and Joe Zadeh – and our US correspondent, Annalise Domenighini – as they get drunk, eat nachos, and ruminate about the future of Britain, via the spiritual medium of Catfish and the Bottlemen jokes.