Tell Us Your Fucked Up Post-Glastonbury Dreams

It's a well known fact that the combination of drugs, booze, and sleep deprivation attained from attending a festival can result in some pretty messed up dreams. Not only has an expert confirmed it for us, last year we asked you all to send through your fucked-up post-Glastonbury dreams and received all manner of responses—ranging from a woman jerking someone off while Nickelback's first album played to burying someone under a garden, then renovating the entire thing with a new conservatory. It was a great experiment. So in light of that, this year we're gonna do it all over again. All you need to do is follow the instructions below and if all goes well, drea.me will illustrate your nightmares. Here's an example of the Nickleback one mentioned above:

You can tell us as much or as little as you like but some useful things to think about might be:

Was there anything unusual about the way you fell asleep?
What happened in your dreams?
Where did they take place?
Did you have any aim or purpose in the dream?
Did you try to wake yourself up within the dream?
Did the dream make you wake up in the night? Did you notice any physical changes in your feelings or body when you woke up?

Please email dreams@noisey.com with anything you can remember. We'll post your responses on the site, but they'll be completely anonymous.