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Trust Us, This NSFW Bashment Cover Of "Thinking Out Loud" Is an Ed Sheeran Remix We Can All Get Behind

Bashment star Noah Powa has improved "Thinking Out Loud" for all of us

"I really love Ed Sheeran's mum-moistening ballad 'Thinking Out Loud', I just wish there was an X-rated bashment re-fix of it," said no one ever. Yet sometimes the things we desire the most are those we can't even concieve - how else would we have ended up with a bacon double cheeseburger where the bun is replaced with two pieces of fried chicken? So let us praise Noah Powa, the Brooklyn-based bashment artist who has made Ed edgy. For example, the original line "Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love? Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?" becomes "Always I fuk u pon di bed but u perfer da floor/When me don wid ya u chip up ya knee". Watch below, then set as track 1 in all your sex playlists.

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