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Lil Wayne is Really, Seriously Going to Be in the Next Pixar Movie

The masterminds behind 'Toy Story' and 'Cars' will soon bring us Weezy as a MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR.

"Genius" can take a lot of different forms. Today, "genius" comes to us in the form of whatever unthinkably coked-up casting director allegedly thought it would be a good idea to cast Lil Wayne—you know, the sizzurp-sipping, blunt-brandishing Lil Wayne who recently made the prudent decision to permanently slap the word "BAKED" across his forehead—in an upcoming Pixar film.

Come May 30th, 2014, you'll be able to hear Weezy's whine in The Good Dinosaur, an animated children's flick from the Bob Peterson and Peter Sohn, the prolific minds behind Toy Story and Cars. The movie is said to follow the friendship between a boy and his pet brontosaurus in a world where "the cataclysmic asteroid that forever changed life on Earth actually missed the planet completely and giant dinosaurs never became extinct." Joan Rivers, Jason Alexander, and John Ratzenberger are also rumored to be tied to the project. No word yet on just what part Wayne is set to play, but something tells us it'll be a departure from one of his more recent feature roles, when he played a weed-smoking, cough syrup-chugging, lady-loving gangsta rapper with a problem with the law—in The Carter, the doc about his life.

Let's just hope that whatever Angry Parents Who Have A Problem With Everything Association du jour doesn't get a hold of this before we get the chance to watch Weezy make good on his promise to "give her dinosaur dick" because he ACTUALLY REALLY IS A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR.

@sashahecht