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What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 12/27

Catch up on how your faves are spending the holidays.

Merry Belated Christmas if you celebrate. If you don’t then “Happy Holidays” or whatever is the appropriate thing to say. I hope you enjoyed…your days? Who knows. All I know is that I’m working on a holiday weekend so that you have something to read in between food comas (once again if you celebrate). I got a FitBit for Christmas, so in between typing I am randomly punching the air to burn more calories. You care. The column this week is how musicians celebrated the holidays. Ugly sweaters everywhere. Yay. Btw Happy New Year because we won’t be talking until 2016. Here are this week’s pics.

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Always a true gentleman, Plies has a warm message for all you ladies and your lower halves. Sidebar, what in the entire fuck is a “Chrima”? Sounds like how people from Jersey say “creamer” when they’re at Dunkin’ Donuts.

Tell Her(Dat Pwussy) Plies Said It #Plies #AintNoMixtapeBih2 (Link In Bio) #RanOffOnDaPlugTwice #RitzCarlton

A photo posted by @plies on Dec 25, 2015 at 12:01pm PST

I can’t wait until this fucking Santa dabbing sweater goes away. Seriously. Like I’m fantasizing about its demise.

Why not

A photo posted by 2 Chainz Aka Tity Boi (@hairweavekiller) on Dec 24, 2015 at 7:50pm PST

Here go those sweaters again. Is it true that a family who dabs together stays together? Did I read that somewhere?

@hairweavekiller

A photo posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:09pm PST

Fabolous’ dabbin son got a Rolex for Christmas and here you are using your outdated Droid to tell time. How does that feel?

These kids wear crowns over here..Dab #PrinceJoso #YoungCorleone #TrueKingsRaiseNewKings

A photo posted by Fabolous (@myfabolouslife) on Dec 25, 2015 at 5:21pm PST

You may think I’m kidding right now, but do NOT be surprised in 2016 when some random ass band of crazy Floridians start a DJ Khaled cult. Mark my words.

Happy holidays bless up world wide from @wethebestmusic @wethebeststore #wethebest

A photo posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:54am PST

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Oh hello Adele you fabulous millionaire slaying in your holiday attire. Chic as fuck. Hello from the jealous side.

Merry Christmas x

A photo posted by @adele on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:53am PST

Rudolph is probably salty as fuck because Jenny Lewis is the most badass reindeer now.

chrismisfits @nikkilane77 #lovesway

A photo posted by jenny lewis (@jennydianelewis) on Dec 25, 2015 at 6:51am PST

I know you can’t tell from the picture, but those bows are actually 24K white and yellow gold.

#CombsCHRISTMAS #merrychristmas to all! Rp @quincy @kingcombs

A photo posted by Puff Daddy (@iamdiddy) on Dec 24, 2015 at 9:56pm PST

Is that a velvet bow on her crotch? Somebody call Plies to confirm since he’s apparently hip-hop’s gyno.

Shout out to all my Un Apologetic Bitches #rebelheart4life

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Dec 25, 2015 at 7:14am PST

I actually have nothing to say about this photo. Not a fucking word.

My mom, a photo bomb, and me

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Dec 24, 2015 at 10:57pm PST

All Miley wanted for Christmas was for Gucci to come home. At least that’s what she decided after Mike Will informed her of who he was.

The kids waking up happy for Christmas!

A photo posted by Mike Will (@mikewillmadeit) on Dec 25, 2015 at 3:56pm PST

OMG WHAT? How cute is Brandy’s daughter? She’s going to make me want kids someday when I’m done acting like one.

#MerryChristmas #HappyBirthdayAmir

A photo posted by Brandy (@4everbrandy) on Dec 25, 2015 at 10:47am PST

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Uh, right. So for Christmas Justin received the gift of delusion? Did that come gift-wrapped or nah?

Haha

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Dec 23, 2015 at 6:10pm PST

Nicki Minaj looks pretty fucking gorgeous as Mrs. Claus. Ew wait, does that mean Meek Mill is Santa?!?!?!

Merry Christmas

A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Dec 24, 2015 at 9:54pm PST

My New Year’s resolution is to accept the love of Taylor Swift into my heart. Seriously, why does she look so adorable as an elf?

You used to call me on my elf phone.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 24, 2015 at 10:53am PST

Kathy Iandoli wants your New Year’s resolution to be to keep reading this column. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.