I can’t wait until this fucking Santa dabbing sweater goes away. Seriously. Like I’m fantasizing about its demise.A photo posted by @plies on Dec 25, 2015 at 12:01pm PST
Here go those sweaters again. Is it true that a family who dabs together stays together? Did I read that somewhere?A photo posted by 2 Chainz Aka Tity Boi (@hairweavekiller) on Dec 24, 2015 at 7:50pm PST
Fabolous’ dabbin son got a Rolex for Christmas and here you are using your outdated Droid to tell time. How does that feel?A photo posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:09pm PST
You may think I’m kidding right now, but do NOT be surprised in 2016 when some random ass band of crazy Floridians start a DJ Khaled cult. Mark my words.These kids wear crowns over here..Dab #PrinceJoso #YoungCorleone #TrueKingsRaiseNewKings
A photo posted by Fabolous (@myfabolouslife) on Dec 25, 2015 at 5:21pm PST
Happy holidays bless up world wide from @wethebestmusic @wethebeststore #wethebest
A photo posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:54am PST
Rudolph is probably salty as fuck because Jenny Lewis is the most badass reindeer now.A photo posted by @adele on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:53am PST
I know you can’t tell from the picture, but those bows are actually 24K white and yellow gold.chrismisfits @nikkilane77 #lovesway
A photo posted by jenny lewis (@jennydianelewis) on Dec 25, 2015 at 6:51am PST
Is that a velvet bow on her crotch? Somebody call Plies to confirm since he’s apparently hip-hop’s gyno.#CombsCHRISTMAS #merrychristmas to all! Rp @quincy @kingcombs
A photo posted by Puff Daddy (@iamdiddy) on Dec 24, 2015 at 9:56pm PST
I actually have nothing to say about this photo. Not a fucking word.Shout out to all my Un Apologetic Bitches #rebelheart4life
A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Dec 25, 2015 at 7:14am PST
All Miley wanted for Christmas was for Gucci to come home. At least that’s what she decided after Mike Will informed her of who he was.A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Dec 24, 2015 at 10:57pm PST
OMG WHAT? How cute is Brandy’s daughter? She’s going to make me want kids someday when I’m done acting like one.The kids waking up happy for Christmas!
A photo posted by Mike Will (@mikewillmadeit) on Dec 25, 2015 at 3:56pm PST
#MerryChristmas #HappyBirthdayAmir
A photo posted by Brandy (@4everbrandy) on Dec 25, 2015 at 10:47am PST
Nicki Minaj looks pretty fucking gorgeous as Mrs. Claus. Ew wait, does that mean Meek Mill is Santa?!?!?!A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Dec 23, 2015 at 6:10pm PST
My New Year’s resolution is to accept the love of Taylor Swift into my heart. Seriously, why does she look so adorable as an elf?A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Dec 24, 2015 at 9:54pm PST
Kathy Iandoli wants your New Year’s resolution to be to keep reading this column. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.You used to call me on my elf phone.
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 24, 2015 at 10:53am PST