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What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 3/6

Featuring gas hoses, Bernie's rap album cover, and very creepy cat masks.

Well, we survived the first week of March and everything is still the same. Kendrick Lamar is still cool, Kanye West is still annoying and Donald Trump is still fucking scary. As expected, some of that is covered in this week’s Instagram column, along with a very uncomfortable video of Diddy seductively dancing. Enjoy.

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 4, 2016 at 12:25am PST

If only Pen & Pixel really made a cover like this, everything in the world would make sense. Bernie would totally sign to No Limit over Cash Money though. #FeelDatBern

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@mijokuu

A photo posted by @chrisbrownofficial on Mar 3, 2016 at 11:02am PST

I wish I knew what was happening here. Like, can someone write in and tell me what the fuck is happening?

#LetsDance Sending the world positive vibrations and LOVE!!! #TakeDat #LetsDance

A video posted by Puff Daddy (@iamdiddy) on Mar 1, 2016 at 8:18pm PST

Drake the type to rock a mink and then invite PETA and the ASPCA to a Sarah McLachlan concert in his home where they all cry together over all of the animals he killed for that coat.

Home Stretch.

A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Feb 29, 2016 at 1:22pm PST

Willow is like the redefinition of Punky Brewster mixed with pixie dust and a finely ground horn of a unicorn.

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A photo posted by ≠ ʍılloW Sɯıʇɥ ≠ (@gweelos) on Mar 3, 2016 at 9:13am PST

Is #BeltGoals a thing? If so, #BeltGoals.

A photo posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Mar 3, 2016 at 3:15pm PST

Beyoncé is like, “So Kim, tell me more about those ‘box braids’ you supposedly invented…”

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Feb 29, 2016 at 11:27am PST

Game is ALWAYS posing with his junk out. Oh wait, that’s a gas hose.

Lemme get $5 on pump #2 #DontGasYaSelf

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Mar 4, 2016 at 4:06am PST

This photo is actually exquisite, but T-Swift’s caption is the real MVP.

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I feel like we achieved our goal of looking like we're in a new primetime drama series called Family Secrets. @lordemusic @austinkingsleyswift Thanks @markseliger!

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Feb 29, 2016 at 12:34pm PST

And here we have the fit as fuck Rick Ross wearing half of Jay Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail album cover.

'All I can do is get my Grind on' …$

A photo posted by Rick Ross / Yung Renzel (@richforever) on Mar 4, 2016 at 12:30am PST

Selfie of me if I keep swiping left on dating apps. #CatLadyLife

This is what a cat lady looks like #iheartpussyforever

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Mar 3, 2016 at 9:28am PST

Kendrick Lamar rarely posts on Instagram, but when he does it’s to let you know he’s about to shut the game down. Pablo who?

Demos from To Pimp A Butterfly. In Raw Form. Unfinished. Untitled. Unmastered.

A photo posted by Kendrick Lamar (@kendricklamar) on Mar 4, 2016 at 9:00am PST

Brit wants you all to know she’s still very flexible. My crotch hurts looking at this.

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Mar 1, 2016 at 11:46am PST

Kathy Iandoli only acknowledges splits when there are bananas and ice cream involved. Follow her other needless innuendos on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.