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Inc's 'no world' is Space Sex R&B

THIS IS WHAT PRINCE WOULD HAVE SEX TO IN OUTER SPACE.

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OH BOY HERE WE GO WITH THE BREATHY ASS SPACESHIP SEX MUSIC.

THIS NIGGA SINGING IS SO "BREATHY" HE SOUNDS LIKE MAXWELL WITH EMPHYSEMA. THIS IS SO SPECIFIC THOUGH MY NIGGA LIKE THIS IS PINPOINT MUSIC…MERO THAT MAKES ZERO% SENSE MY GUY WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHAT I MEAN IS THAT THIS SHIT IS FOR A VERY SPECIFIC SITUATION. YOU CAN'T JUST LISTEN TO THIS SHIT WHILE YOU AT THE LAUNDRYMAT B. THIS IS NOT ANY OLD SPACESHIP MUSIC FOR YOU TO DO YOUR DISHES TO OR READ THE SUNDAY TIMES MY PAL. THIS IS MUSIC ESPECIACIFICALLY CURATED FOR TYLER PERRY TO BLOW YOUNG MEN TO. WHEN TYLER PERRY HAS A DATE AND ENDS UP BACK AT THE CRIB HE THROWS THIS ON AND BUSTS OUT THE CABERNET NAHMEAN, FULL SEDUCTION MODE. *TYLER PERRY SMIRK*

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THIS IS MUSIC FOR MIDDLE AGED BLACK PROFFESIONALS TO HAVE SEX TO. I CAN HEAR THIS IN A BET TV MOVIE. "WHAT MOVIE MERO? YOU USED TO DO THE "THIS IS FOR THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE…" SHIT AND YOU DON'T DO IT ANYMORE, I MISS THE OLD MERO"

GIRL DONT TEMPT ME.

THIS IS FOR THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE MORRIS CHESTNUT OR BORIS KODJOE FINALLY GETS THE RELUCTANT GIRL OF HIS DREAMS BACK TO HIS OUTRAGEOUSLY WELL APPOINTED PENTHOUSE IN THE NICE PART OF TOWN AND THEY PLAY A MONTAGE OF THEM KISSING AND "FOCKING EACHODDA" (I SAID THAT IN THE GODFREY AFRICAN VOICE FROM SOUL PLANE)

SO WHOEVER CURATES BET MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS HERE YOU GO MORE FREE WORK FOR YOU LAZY COWARDS. A SIDE NOTE ABOUT THESE NIGGAS THAT I DID NOT BOTHER TO FACT CHECK IS THAT THESE DUDES WERE/ARE PHARREL'S STUDIO MUSICIANS. DREW TOLD ME THAT IN THE EMAIL. I JUST REALIZED WHEN THIS NIGGA DREW TELLS ME FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MUSIC I'M REVIEWING I JUST BE LIKE "OK COOL" AND DON'T EVEN CHECK THEY ACCURACY. NAHMEAN HE COULD EMAIL ME LIKE "YOU WANNA REVIEW THIS NEW BUSTA RHYMES SINGLE? HE WAS BORN A WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED TO MALEHOOD AT 8 YEARS OLD" I WOULD BE LIKE "OH WORD?" AND WRITE IT IN MY REVIEW. "YO YOU WANNA REVIEW THIS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN REISSUE? HE'S IN JAIL RIGHT NOW FOR HAVING SEX WITH A PYGMY GOAT." "OH WORD? THATS CRAZY!" *LEADS WITH SPRINGSTEEN BESTIALITY LINE*

YO THIS IS OUTERSPACE SEX MUSIC. I THINK I SAID SOMETHING ELSE WAS OUTERSPACE COITUS MUSIC BUT THIS IS MORE LIKE WHAT PRINCE WOULD HAVE SEX TO IN OUTER SPACE. THE OTHER SHIT WAS ART STUDENT BOY GEORGE SPACE SEX MUSIC. THIS IS SPACE SEX R&B. IT'S A VERY SUBTLE YET VERY VITAL DISTINCTION.

I GIVE THIS SHIT 4 PILES OF DUTCHGUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE I COULD PROLLY BEAT THESE NIGGAS UP PRETTY EASILY, ALSO I'M PARTIAL TO SEX MUSIC CUZ I LIKE TO PUT MY PP IN WOMEN. I'M OUTTA HERE I GOTTA GO TO MY REAL JOB.

STANDOUT TRACK: "SEVENTEEN" BECAUSE IT'S THE AGE OF CONSENT IN NEW YORK STATE.

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