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Cappadonna' 'Eyrth, Wynd, and Fyre' Contains Approximately 8900 Bars of Rappity Rapping

THIS ALBUM IS SO LONG AND BORING HE PROBABLY GOT A CEASE & DESIST FROM EARTH WIND & FIRE (NOT THE GROUP, THE ACTUAL ELEMENTS) AND HAD TO SPELL THE SHIT WRONG AS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE.
TK
New York, US

YO WHEN DREW EMAILED ME THIS IN MY LIST OF ALBUMS HE WROTE "SORRY" IN PARENTHESES AND I WAS LIKE "I FUCK WIT CAPPA I WONDER WHAT HE MEANS" THEN I ROLLED OUT OF MY LUXURIOUS TWIN SIZE MATTRESS AND OPENED UP SPOTIFY AND WAS LIKE "HOLY SHIT" I AM GONNA NEED TO MAKE TWO POTS OF BUSTELO AND ROLL A 2' BLUNT FOR THIS B. THIS SHIT IS DAMN NEAR 30 TRACKS B AND THEY ARE ALL ACTUAL SONGS B. NO SKITS OR ANYTHING FUNNY/COOL TO BREAK UP THE NON STOP STACATTO BARS OF FURY B. GOD DAMN MY NIGGA CAN YOU COOL IT WITH THE RAPPING? WHAT'S GOOD WITH AN INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE B CAN I GET A FUCKIN BREATHER? CAN YOU CALL YOUR MAN HEADY WHO IS LOCKED UP AND LET HIM TALK ABOUT JAIL FOR 30 SECONDS? THIS IS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A FAT GIRL THAT IS REALLY INTO YOU B. YOU OBVIOUSLY AIN'T ABOUT THAT MORBIDLY OBESE INTERCOURSE LIFE BUT SHE MOST DEFINITELY IS AND SHE KEEPS RIDING AND POUNDING ON YOUR PP LIKE THAT SHIT IS MADE OF TITANIUM. NAHMEAN? THEN EVEN AFTER YOU ACHIEVE FRUITION THAT BITCH IS STILL PUMPING ON YOUR DILZ LIKE A CAB DRIVER AT JFK SMASHING HIS BRAKES TO AVOID KILLING SOME TOURISTS FROM WYOMING. CHILL MA CAN I GO GET A FUCKING SNAPPLE AND BREATHE SOME OXYGEN BEFORE YOU CONTINUE TO EVISCERATE MY NUTS? THIS IS THE AUDIO EQUIVALENT OF THAT. I DON'T REALLY WANNA LISTEN TO YOU RAP IN 2013 CAPPA I'M SORRY. YOU ARE A LEGEND FOR YOUR VERSE ON "WINTER WARZ" AND THE PILLAGE WAS PRETTY SOLID BUT YOUR WARDROBE IS NO LONGER FLOODING THE NEXT CHAPTER MY NIGGA GIVE IT A REST. THERE'S APPROXIMATELY 8900 BARS OF RAP ON THIS SHIT AND THATS LIKE 77% TOO MUCH RAPPITY RAPPING MY GUY.

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THIS HAS ALOT OF FEATURES FROM NIGGAS I NEVER HEARD OF AND DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR B. IF YOUR RAP NAME IS "LOUNGE MODE" YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE TRUE TO YOUR NAME AND GO INTO LOUNGE MODE AWAY FROM A MICROPHONE. GO SMOKE A LIL PINNER AND PLAY XBOX OR SOME SHIT B. I THOUGHT HEARING A DIFFERENT VOICE RAPPING BESIDES CAPPA WOULD BE A RELIEF BUT TRUST ME IT IS NOT. THE PRODUCTION ON THIS SHIT SOUND LIKE IT WAS DONE BY A DUDE WHO REALLY REALLY LIKES RZA AND ALCHEMIST AND JUST DOWNLOADED THE DEMO VERSION OF FRUITY LOOPS. OVERALL THIS IS NOT REALLY A GOOD ALBUM B. HE COULDA CUT IT DOWN TO LIKE THE 12 BEST JOINTS AND IT MIGHT BE SOME SERVICEABLE DUST SMOKING MUSIC BUT AS IT IS THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE RAP SAGA B.

YOU KNOW AN ALBUM IS WAY TOO FUCKIN LONG WHEN SPOTIFY PLAYS 12 COMMERCIALS OVER THE COURSE OF THE SHIT. ALSO CAPPADONNINGTON EYRTH, WYND, & FYRE IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL ANY OF THOSE WORDS MY NIGGA. YOU KNOW A DUDE IS A 90'S RAP NIGGA WHEN THEY SPELL SHIT WRONG ON PURPOSE. ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ALBUM IS SO LONG AND BORING HE PROBABLY GOT A CEASE & DESIST FROM EARTH WIND & FIRE (NOT THE GROUP, THE ACTUAL ELEMENTS) AND HAD TO SPELL THE SHIT WRONG AS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE. NAH BUT SERIOUSLY THE REASON THIS ISN'T THAT GREAT IS CUZ THIS NIGGA SOUNDS BORED. THIS AIN'T THE WILD SAVAGE VORACIOUS 5% CAPPA FROM THE PILLAGE B. *SINGLE TEAR FALLS FROM MERO'S CHISELED HANDSOME FACIAL*

I GIVE THIS SHIT 2 PILES OF DUTCHGUTS OUTTA 5 BECAUSE CAPPADONNA IS A REALLY CREATIVE LEGENDARY RAPPER SO THAT GOT HIM 2 POINTS BUT THIS ALBUM IS NOT BUSHY LIKE A PORPCUPINE. NAHMEAN IM BOUT TO BURN A COPY OF THIS AND RUN IT OVER IN MY METHOD MAN JEEP.

STANDOUT TRACK: JUST GO LISTEN TO "WINTER WARZ" AND MOURN THE LOSS OF THE LEBANON DON MALCOLM X BEAT THREAT. OR YOU COULD LISTEN TO THE JOINT WITH SOLOMON CHILDS ON IT CUZ HE KICKED A PRETTY GOOD VERSE.

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