Joe Bishop
Coming To Terms With The Shit Music I Listened To When I Was A Teenager
“Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore” sings a nasally American, who must have gotten his lyrical inspiration from screenshots of hot girls MSN screen names in 2005.
Have a Shitty Freshers Week!
Your journey isn’t going to begin at a clothes swap with a bunch of other muggy cunts, or the London branch of a godawful nightclub.
Exclusive: Leaked Pages from the WorldstarHipHop Movie
We were sent a few leaked pages from the proposed script which names Michael Cera and Justin Long as its stars.
A Guide To West London for Beyoncé and Jay Z
The Buzzfeed generation’s answer to Zeus and Hera are moving to SW3.
Popstars That Need To Be Erased From Public Consciousness
Y'know the ones, musicians that just won't go away like a bad smell...or herpes.
My Favourite Movie Soundtrack: 'Dumb And Dumber'
Amongst the unending silliness of the Farrelly brothers' first film came some road trip anthems that could warm the coldest of hearts.
We Know Exactly What Kanye West's "Bound 2" Video Is About
Joe Bish explains the most bizarre Kanye video yet.
We Spoke to The-Dream About Having Panties Thrown At Him
Turns out The-Dream AKA Terius Nash is a smiling, softly spoken genius, and lives a life surrounded by candles and flowers.
Why is Robin Thicke Being Singled Out as a Pervert?
Where are the detractors when booty club strippers are having money thrown at them by Juicy J? Or when JAY Z is rapping about being a big pimp in a song that's literally called "Big Pimpin'"?
All Anyone Cares About is Whether 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' is Better Than 'Yeezus'
The internet's favourite contrarian takes a look, track by track.
Dickhead Contestants Are Ruining British Gameshows
They used to be awkward geeks, now they're over-confident berks.