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Like Sweaty, Spitty Sex? Love Weird Womb’s Video for "Tanned Tits"

Guys, step up your game though, really.

So here's the pitch: Open scene on a tight shot of a guy's face as he's having sex. His thrusts are punctuated by grunts that sound like he's taking a shit and the object of his affection is clearly bored. After yawning and texting while being penetrated, the girl grabs for her headphones and turns on "Tanned Tits" by Brooklyn-via-Tuscon quartet Weird Womb. Cue a fuzzy, high-energy garage punk.

Soon, the profound power of rock 'n' roll turns her on. She's a sex demon, dominating Sweaty Guy while rocking out like she's in a pit. Unable to handle the fire that is punk-infused sex, he cowers in fear and runs out of the apartment naked. Wimp. By the end of the video, both the song and girl have reached a climax. Credits.

Keep your ears peeled for their debut album, Laziness, coming soon. Weird Womb play Silent Barn tonight as part of Northside Festival. They go on at 11.40PM so bring a date and use the show as foreplay.

Aliza will try anything to get the sound of that man's grunting out of her head. She's on Twitter - @AlizaAbarbanel.

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