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Imagen If Katy Pery and John Mayar in Sienfeld?

Internet hero @Seinfeld2000 returns to imagen for us.

Hey whats up ,do you ever imagen what senfeld would be like if it still on televisien?

Y/N

So if the anwser is "y" then we defentiely have a lot in comon becase honastly its the centrel questien in my life and a notien that has power over me just in the sense the idea of what Senfend would be like on TV today influence every decisien i make in my life

For example i was yestarday at an importent functien. What did it pertaine to, you ask? k, the detail's of this event are realy none of your busines and also entiarely not the point of this story so i would apreciate it if you dont pry into my afairs. Any way what im geting at is that during when i was suposed to concantrate, my mind kept wandaring and i started thinking thing's like

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What if Suzete Ross Foundatien go bankrapt becase Gerge invest all its holdings in Bitcoin? What if Kramkers is on a plane but then he have water stuck in hes ear, so he stand up and start jumping around while the fastan seat belt sign is lite up, so Liem Neesen think Krame is a terorist and he simply unload eleven gun shots point blank into Krame head? What if Elane find advance list of all the 2014 Acadamy Award winner's in Oscar Nazi (soup nazis twin brothar who work in Holywood)'s armoare?

You know thing's like this

Anyway so basicaly the functien didnt go well. I may have yeled "Serenety NOW" at a small boy. Againe this is all realy none of your busines its just a way for me to ilustrate that imagening a modarn versien of Sienfeld always on my mind or whatever

But probebly the best modarn Seindfeld plot idea i thought of was this one: Imagen if Katy Pery and John Mayar in Seindfeld? Already its halariose bc, k, in my mind i took two celebretys who were in the news and then i combine with Senfend, a TV show that hasnt realy been on TV today in its true form (Supar bowl comerciel doesnt count and also Bee movie doesnt count)since 1998, when it get sudenly YANK from NBC Must See TV line up becase the ratings were like prety embarasing

So first the epsode would be like Elane in the restarant with Jery and Garge and she is simply crying her eyes out bc the very idea of love has been stifeled out for elane like a candle deprive of oxygine when David Pady break her heart for the 43th time. But jery and Gerge just ignore.

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Then sudenly to make maters worse, who SWEEP in to the restarant but none other than Katy Pery and her BF John Mayar. Just imagen that Katy Pery and Jon Mayar are frends with the whoale Seinefeld cast, this is like their speciel guest camao apearing in the epsode as themselfes. You could say that "the rock is in the building" becase Katy pery is sporting a flawles 2.9 milien dolar emereld cut diamend engagemant ring on her hand! Its becase shes engage to John Mayar. So it make elane feel jealous and depress but she put on a brave mask she learn to wear after decade's living in the charcoal hearted floating wasteland of comerce that is manhatan

Katy say "Im engage guy's" and she hold up the ring just like they do on TV (which make sense becase this is also on TV in an epsode of Seinefled if it still modarn)

Then Gerge is try to be "folksy" and he say "Katy Pery your one of the most sucesful and powerfeul women in populer music! So much so that you can base the entire visuel component of your carere on displaying a casual igorence of world cultures through a series of racialy insensetive videos and questienable performence and get away with it! I guess what im trying to say is, you coudl have done LOT beter than him!" Then gerge stare at John Mayar for severel seconds with his murderos dead eyes

But then Katy Pery say "your rite i CAN do way beter than John Mayar" and she literaly THROW the engagemanet ring in his face!!

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Sudenly, Jery and Elane look at each other and both simultaneous yell at the freshly brakeup Katy Pery and Jon Mayar "I'M THERE FOR YOU" and then sudenly Katy Pery become Jerys new GFF and Elane dating Jon Mayar.

Now lets cut to later after Jery go on first date w Katy Pery and Elane go on date with John Mayar. So imagen this scene is now in Jery senfeld aperetment:

JERY: How was date with Jon Mayar
ELANE: He dedecated a new song to me at his concerte called "Hot And Heavy" but he made all these constepated sex faces while he play his gutar but its cool. How was youre date with Katy Pery
JERY: It was ok but there was one problam she wore a realy low cut dress to show case her chest but then i coldnt stop looking at her chest and at one point she gave me the "My eyes are up here" routine

Sudenly Gerge BERST out of Jerys toilete. Its gross becase obveosly he didnt even finish, just rite in the midle of his toilete moment he realy wanted to intarject into the convo so he didnt even pullup his skiny jeans or put his APC buton up dress shirt back on, every thing is just hang loose

GERGE: She gave you the "My eyes are up here" routine? I INVENTED "My eyes are up here"
JERY: Any way I guess its just funy sometimes how i am bialogicaly predispositiened to be atracted to womens privete parts but the rules of decorem dictate that i must repres those urges for the sake of mantaining societel norms and respecting intersociel bounderies
ELANE: k, theres only one problam with John Mayar. I only have one sponge left

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Forgive me for being abrapt but I realy have to go rite now so if you want to imagen the remaindar of this epsode from here onward plese feel free

goodbye

@Seinfeld2000 is always imagening on Twitter@Seinfeld2000

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