I’m hosting a Friendsgiving thing today, so I’m kind of pre-occupied entertaining my friends and having fun before next week when I have to explain to my family (at the real Thanksgiving) why I’m not married yet. So while I get drunk today in preparation of my impending emotional stress, let’s all look at some photos from Instagram over the past week, shall we?This photo of Ed Sheeran as Chewbacca is making me very uncomfortable, especially since it looks like he would actually grow that stringy beard in between albums.Same, Ellie. Same.Taylor Swift’s cat Olivia Benson is like, “I’ma let you finish VMA Moonman, but I don’t give a fuck about your award.” *Catye shrug*Meanwhile Willow Smith is out here posting elegant photos of tigers having baths because your cat photos ain’t shit.Alessia Cara is telling herself at 19 to not waste away her life and here you are at 28 still living with your mother.If only Miley’s penis were actually that powerful. Wait, what?Is it weird that this photo relieves me because I’ve always wondered if famous people actually go to the dentist? By the way, I’m late for my cleaning and so are you.Because we all could use a photo of the Biebs with a knife going through his skull.Tyga’s in the studio creating some new heat to celebrate his breakup with Kylie Jenner. Meanwhile his previous project was all about how he loved to bone her. Whoops.I wish all men looked as hot as Raury with a migraine or telekinesis or time travel or whatever he’s doing.This is how you look on Instagram when you’re posting about Crossfit.Gwen Stefani aka Benjamin Button, because I’m fairly convinced she keeps getting younger and she’s making my laugh lines cry.Hey guys, Azealia Banks is juicing.What a nice photo of Game smiling and looking all adorable as he gently giggles to himself about how everyone really wanted this photo to be of his dickprint.Let’s all print this out and hang it up on our walls at our family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks, Ruby!Kathy Iandoli doesn’t eat turkey and neither should you because #BirdFlu. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.
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