What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 7/19

This week’s Instagram picks are a combination of couture, home furnishings, zen things, and like, interesting hats. So basically, this week’s Instagram looks like Brooklyn. The side where people have good jobs and are established though, not the hipster side. If that were the case, then this week would be a bunch of photos of flannel shirts, cold brew and gluten free cupcakes. Okay, cool story. Check out the flicks of the week.

I picked this one because I’m 13 going on 30. “Massive Weiners” *gigglesnort*. Great find, Jenny Lewis! Great repost, Kathy Iandoli!

How is Raury still a kid, but yet he’s such #SquadGoals with his crew? Seriously. Have you and your friends ever looked this cool? I doubt it. Everyone looks so awesome in this pic, especially Raury and his special hat.

So let me get this straight… Amy Schumer says “Good Humor” on Jimmy Fallon, and Questlove gets sent ice cream? What kind of Marketing Whisperer shit is that? So if I say Hermès, then they’ll send Questlove a Birkin bag? If that happens, he’d better send it to me.

I picked this photo because I was present when it was taken at Future’s album listening where he was dressed like Cowboy Curtis from Pee-wee’s Playhouse. Just wanted to put that out there.

All of Miley’s minions have spent most of their young adult life swimming in pizza and pot because they thought that’s all Miley was about. And here she’s juicing and in a yoga headstand. Now don’t you feel stupid, assholes?

Still not quite sold on this friendship if we’re being completely honest.

Did Adam Levine really show up for an event in his plaid pajama pants? What in the entire fuck? Did he think he was some college girl with her hair in a scrunchie heading to go hang out at “the quad”? Oh my god this pic infuriates me.

This pic doesn’t though. Ellie Goulding is out here shaming DeadMau5’s mask with her friend’s disco ball bear headed thing.

Unfortunately there were too many comments to screenshot on this pic, but I picked it basically because of the comments, where women were like “He got on my shirt.” Really? Out of ALL the white t-shirts in the world, YOU Instagram commenter girl REALLY think that’s your white tee on Mr. French Montana? Little do you know that’s probably one of those $10,000 white tees Kanye was selling and not that shitty one you picked up from the Hanes outlet.

I wanted to hate on this pic for so many reasons, but I really can’t because I too would be dressed like the Princess of Darkness if I was forced to sit outside in the woods.

And here we have one of the greatest artists of all time…and Mr. Robert Plant. I kid, I kid.

Hey men, let this be a lesson to you all. You think you look extra masculine drinking your “cup of joe” out of a beer mug and A$AP Ferg is like, “Fuck you. Pinky’s up” with his dainty teacup. Now that’s a real man.

This pic gave me low self-esteem because if I hashtagged the designers of my OOTD they would be #Target, #H&M, and #Forever21. How sad. Actually, I’m wearing my Meek Mill promotional tee at the moment too so it’s still all about Nicki. Tuh.

This little setup Danny Brown has going on here looks so elegant like an episode of Masterpiece Theater, except in Danny’s episode it would be about vaginas and Adderall or something.

So Adam Lambert got a painting of two of his faces making out? Talk about telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kathy Iandoli frequently tells people to go fuck themselves (without the painting). Follow her on Twitter.