Check Out this Insane Video from Lumerians for "Smokie and Lady Chronus"
Guys, here are two reasons for treating your lady right, brought to you by the latest video from San Francisco psych outfit Lumerians. One: basic human (or otherwise) decency. Two: if you freak out and dip mid-coitus she will be sad, and sad girls sometimes give birth to an army of loyal amphibian spawn who will drag your commitment-phobic ass back to the dinner table where the chick you bragged to your bros about hitting and quitting will feast on your scaly head. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Damon Albarn x Richard Russell - Back and Forth
Watch as they talk about the making of Damon's solo album, becoming the next Wham and bumping into Brian Eno in the shower.
We Interviewed Ron Jeremy About His Perfect, Piano-Playing Penis
Ron Jeremy made a seven-inch about appreciating classical music where he plays "1812 Overture" with his schlong.
"Twerk with Your Mouth": The Miley Cyrus Porn Parody, Reviewed
Starring "Miley Cyrus," "Justin Timberlake," and "Beyoncé." It's pretty gross.
Chiraq Versus the World
Tragedy at home is familiar, and thus easier to ignore.
Sorry, Dudes. The Ladies Won Punk This Year.
These are the women who kicked a partic
The Hottest Alt-Bros at Coachella
"Wait, is your cum gluten-free?"
The Weezer Paradox: Why Can't Bands with Unlimited Resources Make Good Albums?
All the money in the world and they make albums like 'Hurley.'
A Canadian in Tokyo Made a Song Out of Japanese Suicide Statistics
"What if we lived in a society where all historical records were converted into a type of music and people in school would sit around and listen to it?"
Musicians Who Dress Seapunk Are In Fact Dressed Like Sailor Moon
This is an origin story. Grimes, Brooke Candy, Azealia Banks, and Lady Gaga think they're embracing seapunk, a style that's 100% modern, now, and new to this decade, but they are wrong. They're actually dressed like Japanese anime characters from the 90s.
Pharoahe Monch: Stress Raps
One of the greatest technical rappers of all time speaks out about the record industry, the state of American healthcare, and that one time he ghostwrote for Diddy.