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Check Out this Insane Video from Lumerians for "Smokie and Lady Chronus"

By Ezra Marcus


Guys, here are two reasons for treating your lady right, brought to you by the latest video from San Francisco psych outfit Lumerians. One: basic human (or otherwise) decency. Two: if you freak out and dip mid-coitus she will be sad, and sad girls sometimes give birth to an army of loyal amphibian spawn who will drag your commitment-phobic ass back to the dinner table where the chick you bragged to your bros about hitting and quitting will feast on your scaly head.  Don't say I didn't warn you.