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What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 8/30

It's the Weeknd's world now. We're just renting time and space in it.

So check this out. I was having a fucking dance party in my apartment today because I thought it was Labor Day Weekend. That goes to show you what a loser I am because I obviously had no LDW plans, but then how about I realized that it was in a week and I definitely didn’t have a three-day weekend ahead of me so I got violently annoyed? Anyway, if you’re doing anything cool next weekend and wanna hang, slide in my DMs or whatever. Here are this week’s pics.

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The fact that Pusha T celebrated #NationalDogDay is probably the most adorable thing to hit social media this week, and if you disagree then you probably have no heart. I bet you don’t even cry during those Sarah McLachlan commercials either. Fucking heathen.

I know this was Khloe’s Insta and she’s not an artist, but there’s an artist in this picture, so…my column, my rules. I’m not sure why this photo bothers me so much. Like, everyone is dressed in white on a white leather couch, and Kanye and Kris look either dead or like they just boned and James Harden is all “Tee hee guyz! BUNNY EARZ!” and who the fuck’s hand is that on Kris’ shoulder looking like he’s about to choke her out? It’s all so uncomfortable.

Imagine Rihanna as a mom? Yeah, me neither.

Did Riff Raff sign this girl’s bare midriff in 1996 because I’m pretty sure that’s the last time anyone rocked a Calvin Klein sports bra and jeans in public.

And here we have the King of Hip Hop and Nasir Jones.

Ellen looks like how I do when I attend my Pakistani best friend’s family weddings and I’m trying to look cool and dance like everyone in cultural garb. She still supports me though. Thanks, Maryum.

Two thoughts: One, I thought this was Kylie Jenner. And Two, I thought it meant she moved on from Tyga, and I was so happy for her. Letdown dot net.

Can you imagine what an Uber XO would look like? The backseat would be full of coke, the seats would recline upside down, and the driver would constantly be crying.

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ALL THAT INSTAGRAM PREPARATION FOR A MEDIOCRE SONG? Really, Biebs? JK, I’ve been playing that shit all day.

Can’t stop laughing at this, mainly because of Fif’s grammatical error. #NerdShitOverEverything

The moment you can see Chief Keef’s face, everything suddenly changes.

What kind of “performing” are we talking about here? Btw I wouldn’t mind if Rita Ora played Jem in that shitty new movie coming out.

The 2015 Sid and Nancy. I’m not sure who I just offended with that statement.

This looks like a game of FMK where somehow everyone winds up dead.

Me. At least twice a day. Okay maybe three times. Fine, FOUR.

Kathy Iandoli doesn’t keep jars in her home because she has no man to open them. Follow her emoness on Twitter/Instagram