Zoo
Pissed Kiwi Breaks Into Zoo, Gets Bashed By Tiny Monkeys
The 23-year-old copped a broken leg, two fractured teeth, a sprained ankle, and multiple bruises.
The Asshole Who Spanked a Hippo at the Zoo Could Face Criminal Charges
The LAPD is now investigating the slap.
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Zookeeper
"Not all zookeepers like animals. If you really loved animals, you wouldn't want to see them locked up."
Ceremony's Ross Farrar Ranks the Band's Five Eclectic Records
From powerviolence to art-punk, the band's sound has taken a lot of wild turns in their 13-year tenure.
The Terror on This Human-Looking Monkey's Face Is 2018 in a Nutshell
Your dread is all too familiar, sweet little capuchin.
'Postal Pause,' Today's Comic by Brian Blomerth
Instead of delivering the mail, the postman decides to take the day off to go to the zoo.
Government Investigating After Zoo Takes Bear Through Drive-Thru
Now the wildlife park responsible is under investigation.
Watch This Gorilla Hopelessly Swipe for Love Like the Rest of Us
He waves through his potential suitors like some kind of Tinder lothario.
Love Is Dead, and So Is the Penguin Who Fell for a Cardboard Cutout
"Thank you, Grape-kun, for all this time. Rest peacefully in heaven.“
All the Crazy Stuff Happening in Zoos That the Public Doesn't Know About
Monkeys escaping, frozen-rat puppet shows, and rearing big cats at home: These are zookeepers' weirdest stories.