Yeah Baby

  • Babies Stay Woke

    Nobody gets FOMO harder than a baby.

  • Baby Swammin’

    Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.

  • Baby Fashion

    I gotta tell you, I'm not a big fan of baby clothes. I feel like people be taking advantage of the fact that a baby is too polite to tell you that onesie you bought them is weak as fuck.

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  • Where's the Baby?

    When the baby starts to walk that's gonna be a trip. It's a real crossroads. The baby legit has the choice to get up and walk the fuck away from you. Like, in theory once the baby starts walking it could just be like "Peace!" and be out.

  • How to Turn Your Baby Into a Musician

    Get some of those tiny baby-size noise-canceling headphones and bring it to an underground rap show so it can see what struggle rap looks like.

  • How to Pay for a Baby

    Babies are wild expensive, and as they grow into full-fledged dudes and dudettes with wants and desires and susceptibilities to advertising tactics, they only become more expensive.

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