PUB NOTES
What's Gone On This Week: A Glimmer of Hope for Humanity Arrives Via the Rescue of a Fat Rat
Global warming is still going to fry us all to death though.
What's Gone On This Week: The Home Office Bins Off Shamima Begum
If having bad judgement at 15-years-old means having your citizenship stripped off you then almost every cunt I know would be stateless now.
What's Gone On This Week: Brexit Mania Finally Makes Its Way Overseas
Meanwhile, the cursed Churchill discourse is still going on, and GPs are plying the elderly with anti-depressants.
What's Gone On This Week: Liam Neeson and the World's Most Deplorable Anecdote
I'm not sure that famous scene from 'Taken' would have captured the imagination like it did if he had said: "I won't find you, but I will find someone of the same race and indiscriminately kill them instead."
What’s Gone On This Week: Brits Realise Churchill May Have Been... Bad
Let us consider "the Greatest Briton who ever lived" – a man who cited eugenics, admired Hitler's patriotism and inspired some of Ricky Gervais' worst material to date.
What's Gone On This Week: Three Crushing Blows to Toxic Masculinity!
MRAs found reeling in the wake of the Gillette advert, the criminalisation of upskirting, and being told to eat less meat.
What's Gone On This Week: Total Cultural Warfare Over a Sausage Roll
Meanwhile, the rest of us have food poverty and an alarming strain of the clap to contend with.
What's Gone On This Week: 15 Activists Have Been Punished for Peaceful Protest
Elsewhere, Tory MPs were outraged that someone grabbed the mace in Parliament while their Universal Credit system has left people rifling through bins for food.
What's Gone On This Week: Free Transport for Everyone (in Luxembourg)!
Plus some hotel staff are almost certainly getting fired and a possible pass on Brexit.
What's Gone On This Week: The British are Rejecting Pubs in Favour of Mead
And other stories, which are even worse.
What’s Gone on This Week: A Bleak Black Friday Special!
Disgraceful new figures on homelessness and young people's mental health, for starters. TL;DR: capitalism is no good. Rip it up and start again.