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This Week in Drake - The "Started from the Bottom" Video is Baffling and Amazing, but Does Not Feature Dan Deacon

The point of the "Started from the Bottom" video seems to be to paint Drake as yet another hip-hop Horatio Alger, a dude who worked hard at being the best Shoppers Drug Mart Night Manager he could be, using his superior Night Managerial skills to become a