God Stuff
We Interviewed the Founder of Yeezianity, the First Religion Based on Kanye West
This is the best religion of all time!
Reviews of Churches That Won’t Stop Growing
Living in the South, I see a lot of churches. They’re fucking everywhere. And they keep growing. There’s so much money coming in, it’s almost like they don’t know what to do with it. Some have grown so much over the last decade, it’s like they’re alive...
My State Wants to Establish an Official Religion
The United States Constitution is a subjective document written by a bunch of men with wigs and wooden teeth and fancy pants in the 18th century who couldn’t possibly have foreseen the shape our modern world would take. So, when they wrote, “Congress...
Horror Screenplay
It involves breaking and entering, cannibalism, name-calling, and lesbian witch-hunting—all in the name of God.
I Was Tested for Demonic Possession
Demonic possessions are a lot like high blood pressure or AIDS—you don't know your status until you get tested.