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THUMPday Jams: Cyril Hahn, option4, Tielsie, and More!
It's the weekly roundup of new singles to get you through the hump.
Reasons Why Copenhagen Is The Worst Place Ever
Sure, we have great bicycle lanes. But everything else sucks.
I Took My Tinder Date to a Porn Theatre for Valentine's Day
Anyone can shit on Valentine's Day with words. I decided to spend my Valentine's Day with two of the least romantic things I could think of: porno theaters and Tinder.
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In Which I Receive a Drake Tattoo and Realize I No Longer Give a Shit About Drake
Shits are finite, and doing something that takes giving a REALLY big shit (like, y’know, getting a tattoo) is a good way to run out of shits to give.
What's the Worst Town You've Ever Been To?
"It’s a hole, a depraved hole of small-minded people and horrible architecture."
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