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Mariah Carey's Butterfly Soda Tastes Like a UTI Prevention Supplement
Considering Mariah Carey's Butterfly soda is advertised as a “melodic beverage inspired by the magic of Mariah Carey,” I thought the drink would taste like fairy dust and honey, but it actually tastes like a watered-down UTI supplement.
Emalie Marthe
6.28.14
Hey Ron!
Hey Ron! Will the Flu Kill Me?
You should avoid the subways. There are people that sneeze on the train and I just want to smack them. I’ve seen people pick their nose and then grab the rail. I look at them like, “Really?” And they say, “Sorry.” But they aren’t sorry for what they...
Ron Hemphill
1.25.13