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An A-Z of Glastonbury... For Dummies!
A standard guide to navigating festivals in general isn't any use. You need some sort of map, like Lonely Planet but with some references to stomach-rotting drugs.
Skepta, LCD Soundsystem, and Adele: Glastonbury's 2016 Lineup Is Here
Skepta, Little Simz, Stormzy, and Lady Leshurr represent UK rap and grime, plus there's some massive slots for PJ Harvey, Underworld, Grimes, and New Order. It's lit, basically.
Watch the X-Men Fight a Big Blue God in the New 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Trailer
Pretty much every mutant you remember from all nine of the previous 'X-Men' films are going to war.
The Brit Awards 2016 Was Defined More by the Artists Who Weren’t There Than Those Who Were
It wasn't just UK rap and grime missing last night, it was a whole cross section of British youth culture.
The Noisey Guide to Getting Smashed at The Brit Awards
When a performer attempts to mash-up two songs in the name of inventiveness? Two shots of a spirit of your choice. When Rihanna doesn’t turn up? Finish your drink and die inside.
Why Aren’t More Male Pop Stars Speaking Up for Kesha?
It seems the only people being dragged for not vocally supporting women are other women.
Beef Is Sempiternal: Bring Me The Horizon Destroy Coldplay's Table at NME Awards
More entertaining than their Super Bowl performance.
CHAOS AND HORROR at the NME Awards, as Bring Me The Horizon Spill Coldplay's Drinks
People were less than impressed with the behaviour displayed by a guitar band at an awards ceremony where the prize is literally a bronze hand giving the middle finger.
The Worst Kept Secret Ever is Out, Coldplay Are Headlining Glastonbury 2016
Well, at the very least, you won't see 130,000 people rushing to Change.org to sign a petition about this.
Why Do We Hate Coldplay?
If they can satisfy eighty million people, then what is it about Coldplay that makes critics and serious music fans loyally despise them?
What's it Actually Like to be a Strip Club's Resident DJ?
Meet the selector bumping Rick Ross joints while girls take off Ann Summers undies.
Choral Grief: On the Existential Despair of Watching the Super Bowl as the Left Shark
I knew that the Super Bowl would be full of funny moments, but it was also important to confront the possible end of a meme.