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Come Get It: The Best VICE Stories About Sex
Victorian porn, pegging and tiny dicks – our raunchy cup runneth over.
The 13 Best Stories We've Published About Dating
Since launching in 1994, we’ve held your hand through everything from breakups to polyamory to ghosting. Here's a selection of our finest articles.
What I Know About the Average Penis Size From Sleeping With More Men Than I Can Count
From the micro to the cucumber-ish.
The 19 Hottest Sex Stories We Published in 2023
What's the secret to good sexting? Where's the A-spot? And who's the woman from the viral crying porn scene? Find out here.
The Real Science Behind Penis Size and Race
Myths about massive differences in penis size have fueled anxiety and racism for centuries. What does actual modern research say?
‘Ah Yes, This Is a Dick’: Archaeologists May Have Found the First Roman Dildo
But the Ancient Romans loved phalluses so much that experts can’t say for sure how it was actually used.
What’s Your Most Memorable Penis Experience? An Art Project Is Asking People to Spill the Beans.
Artist Indu Harikumar’s latest project, Cock-a-doodle, aims to normalise conversations around the penis, and all kinds of feelings and experiences associated with it.
I Studied Phalluses For 30 Years. This is What I Learned About the Erect Penis Symbolism.
“It is only now that you have phrases like ‘big dick energy’ on T-shirts. Indians were always predisposed towards pleasure.”
How to Give a Handjob They’ll Remember
It’s time to give handjobs the respect, attention, and copious amounts of lube they deserve. Here’s how to give a handjob they’ll never forget.
A Woman Called the Cops Because She Thought Store-Bought Meat Was a Penis
After finding an oddly shaped piece of meat in her groceries, the Akron, Ohio woman freaked out, calling the Health Department and the police.
Why Tiny Dicks Might Come Back Into Fashion
The “ideal penis size” has grown and shrunk throughout history.