Bad Things
The Most Upsetting Noises From the BBC's Sound Effects Archive
We help you navigate the newly available trove, from "Rats scampering & scraping" to "Woman, two screams as at apparition."
All the Worst Reviews for Jimmy Buffett's Helplessly Terrible Margaritaville Musical
A margarita shortage at the lobby bar has been far from the worst thing that audiences have had to endure.
Behold the Most Terrifying Diana Memorial Known to Man
That screaming you can hear is coming from inside your own chest.
Fifth Harmony Loses One Harmony in Unharmonious Maneuver, Pledges to Continue Harmoniously Nonetheless
Founding member Camila Cabello has gone solo after one top 10 single.
Vaping Is Actually Good, According to Science
Sadly, every person who vaped in 2015 walked around looking like they were sucking on a robot's dick.
This Shaun White Lawsuit Sounds In-Fucking-Sane
Shaun White is being sued by his former bandmate for sexual harassment.
Why 2016 Is About to Be a Nightmare for Us All
Floods, mass shootings, and right-wing nationalism are all things we can look forward to in the next 12 months.
Why 2016 Is About to Be a Nightmare for Us All
Floods, mass shootings, and right-wing nationalism are all things we can look forward to in the next 12 months.
The NYPD's Version of Thabo Sefolosha's Arrest Makes No Sense
More information is coming out on Thabo Sefolosha's arrest by the NYPD and all of it stands in opposition to the NYPD's side of the story.
Why the Twins Should Tear Down Their Statue of a Former Owner
Calvin Griffith used to own the Minnesota Twins. He was also quite racist, often in public. On Jackie Robinson Day, the Twins should resolve to remove his statue.