Patrick Maloney
These Guys Created a 'RoboCop' Remake That’s Full of Exploding Dicks
We interviewed the producers of a highly collaborative RoboCop remake, where more than 50 filmmakers redid a scene from the wonderfully cheesy action classic. Our favorite scene is the one where about 30 rapists get their dicks shot off.
Chef Keith Has Turned Trolling Daytime TV Hosts into an Art Form
We tracked down the guy who's been trolling daytime TV shows across America, by pretending to be a chef whose speciality is sprucing up holiday leftovers.
Skaters Skate In Crazy Places
After seeing Sammy Winter skate through a museum in Paris, we had to round-up our other favourite skate moments where people blatantly broke the rules.
We Trained at Ontario's Only Zombie Survival Camp
For a freaky Halloween surprise, here's a video we made at Ontario's awesome and weird Zombie Survival Camp.
I've Received a Bunch of Strange Snapchats from Strangers
A week or so ago I wrote an article about how I believed Snapchat was, and I’m paraphrasing here, a piece of shit with no hope for the future. At the end of the article I was advised to publish my Snapchat username, so people could send me whatever...
Snapchat Sucks if You’re Not Receiving Nudes
I'm calling it right now: Snapchat will be buried next to ICQ and Napster in the useless app graveyard by the end of next year, and boring users are to blame.
Stop Whining Because a Cronut Burger Made You Sick
If you haven’t already heard, over a dozen people contracted food poisoning—some got it so bad they even wound up in the hospital—from Toronto’s sloppy ol’ CNE. Give me a fucking break.
A Chat with Nate Kogan About His Boob GIFs
Nate Kogan focuses on the lowest common denominator (boobs, butts) when creating his GIF art. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Learning about Madchild's Fan Club: The Battle Axe Warriors
Madchild from Swollen Members has his own fan club. If you've got $100 and you really want to join, we had our friend Pat Maloney interview the infamous Canadian rapper about how the crew works.
Does Big Shiny Tunes 2 Hold Up in 2013?
Big Shiny Tunes 2, the famous Canadian music compilation primarily made of non-Canadian music, turns 16 later this year. We decided to see how well our favourite elementary school jams hold up.