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Music

Haiku Track Reviews - 12/12

OF COURSE you want to read a haiku about Wavves.

Track reviews are boring. They need to be shorter, more interesting, and you shouldn't have to click around a bunch to find them. Which is why from now on we'll be posting all of our track reviews at once. In haiku form. Today we're talking about new singles and videos from Wavves, Chief Keef, Ab-Soul and many others.

Wavves - "Sail To The Sun"
Nathan Williams has
One Million Dollars. He is
The Neo-Tom DeLonge.

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Justice - "Helix" (Deomenico Torti's Headspin Remix)
My head spun all the
Way back to Two Thousand Eight.
Shouts to this, I guess.

Trinidad James - "That Turn Up"
What do you get when
A Meteor is made of
Putty? "That Turn Up."

Toro Y Moi - "So Many Details"
Suit. Turtleneck. Belt.
Glasses. Car. Hamptons? Plane. Cloud.
Leather jacket. Drugs?

Chief Keef Feat. 50 Cent - "Hate Being Sober"
Chief Keef helps to
Advance rap music. Fifty
Helps to advance Keef.

A-Trak Feat. Juicy J, Jim Jones, Flatbush Zombies, El-P, Flosstradamus - "Piss Test (Remix)"
Do Jones and El-P
Have anything in common?
Probably. This knocks.

Widowspeak - "The Dark Age"

Shoegazey guitars.

Lady on the vox. Four piles of

Dutch Guts Out Of Five.

Ab-Soul - "Only 1"
Unsung T.D.E.
Dude takes the victory lap
That he knows he's earned.