Later today, Los Angeles rap-man Speak is releasing the second in his Sex Quest EP series. It includes "Blade Runner Vs. Predator," featuring Little Pain and Lofty305, which you can listen to below. According to Speak, the track was recorded "in Manhattan in some rich guy's living room that Lofty converted into his own private art studio." If nothing else, that's stunt-tastic as fuck.UPDATE: Sex Quest 2 is out now. Stream it below, and buy it on BandCamp here.
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Anyways, now that I've got your attention, I want to talk about how fucking dope Sex Quest is as an EP title. Mainly, because when you think about it, we are all on our own individual quests to have sex. Though it's not like we're always thinking about having sex, part of our natural programming is that in order for the human race to survive, we must fuck and reproduce, so that our spawn can they themselves fuck and reproduce, and so on and so forth. The point is that if you are not on a quest for sex, you are probably dead.If we're all on a sex quest, we're all probably keeping track of the sex we've had lately. Which brings me to my main point. Have you fucked in 2015? If not, that's OK! You've still got nearly 11 months of 2015 to fuck! You've still got so much time! I suggest playing the long game and not going for the quick strike, but instead finding someone you really care about and who really cares about you in return. Once you've found that person, you should fuck the ever-loving shit out of them. Or, whatever. Just fuck whoever wants to fuck you back. I don't really care what you do, I'm not your dad.The point is if you're on your sex quest and looking for someone to fuck, may I suggest my Twitter friend Brandon, aka @sexualjumanji? His assets include being in college, ruling ass at FIFA, being dope at Twitter, and being goddamn adorable. I want the Sexual J to fuck in 2015. Nobody gets to fuck until the Sexual J fucks.For more information, be sure to check #sexjwillfuckin2015 on Twitter.