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Zlatan Misses Goal Only to Take Out Steward's Leg

Zlatan's dad jokes are better than your dad's dad jokes.

So you're a regular steward doing your job and BAM! an @Ibra_official rocket takes out your knee. #ZlatanFacts http://t.co/I8T8QyuGEF
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) September 19, 2015

A gentleman handling crowd control couldn't quite handle his balance after Zlatan struck a ball with impunity toward the back of his knee. The result ended in Zlatan's equivalent of the classic dad joke where you poke the back of someone's locked leg to cause it to buckle. Zlatan's dad jokes are better than your dad's dad jokes for sure.

Something else that happened in the game:

ICYMI: @ECavaniOfficial with volley after sublime pass from @Javi_Pastore. @PSG_English tie @StadeDeReims. #Ligue1 http://t.co/AC7JFz16Q0
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) September 19, 2015

Sumptuous. (Why is it that volleys are always sumptuous?)