INSTAGRAM REPORT
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2 Chainz Needs to Stop Instagramming Pictures of His Food
Despite being one of the coolest dudes in America, 2 Chainz is consistently engaging in some of the least cool behavior ever. This needs to end. Now. Full Story
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Here's a Picture of Justin Bieber and His New Pet Monkey
For the record, the monkey looks terrified. Full Story
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Did Trina and French Montana Break Up over Instagram?
If this is true, then true love is dead. Full Story
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A Close Reading of Justin Bieber's "I'm Not Going to Rehab" Instagram Rant from Yesterday
If I actually had to guess what's going on with Bieber, he's just a 19 year-old with a planet-sized ego who's partying slightly harder than your average college sophomore who goes to a state school. Full Story
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Here's that Picture of Tyler, the Creator Photobombing Donald Trump that Everyone's Been Talking About
So good. Full Story
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Here's All the People Riff Raff Claims to be Working With
Riff Raff says he's working with Pusha T, Machine Gun Kelly, Nelly, Bizarre from D12, Drake, 40, A$AP Rocky, Chip Tha Ripper, and two adorable girls in pageant dresses. Full Story
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Kanye West Took a Really Weird Picture with Aziz Ansari and His Parents
Kanye, much like Derek Zoolander, only has one look. Full Story
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2 Chainz Got Arrested Last Night and the Cops Made Him Take a Picture with Them
"Locked me up and then wanted pictures SMH." - 2 Chainz. Full Story
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Chris Brown Faked His Community Service Hours, and then Complained on Instagram About People Giving Him Shit For Faking Said Community Service Hours
There are very few people who I'm 100% comfortable calling a douchebag on the Internet. Chris Brown is one of those people. Full Story
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50 Cent Thinks the Rick Ross Drive-by Thing Was Bullshit
For whatever reason, Rick Ross has made someone mad, and they wanted him to know about it, and 50 Cent made a shitty joke about the whole thing on Instagram. Full Story
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Rick Ross Holding a Baby Leopard
Rick Ross is basically a modern-day Cruella de Vil. Full Story
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DJ Khaled in a Bathtub
There's wisdom in those bubbles, trust us. Full Story
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Rick Ross And DJ Khaled At Wingstop
This is the very image of American Royalty in 2013, and this knowledge makes me happier to be living in this than I have ever been before. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.