HOLY SHIT
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Holy Shit, Diddy's Joining the Cast of Downton Abbey
Diddy. PBS. Stuffiness. Downton Motherfuckin' Abbey. Midnight on the West Coast, 9PM on the East Coast. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Usher Played at Michael Jordan's Wedding Over the Weekend
Is Usher even able to go to a wedding any more without someone asking him to perform? Full Story
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Holy Shit, "Harlem Shake" is the Number-One Song in the Country
"Harlem Shake" is the 21st song to debut at number-one on the Hot 100, following Katy Perry's "Part of Me." Full Story
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Holy Shit, MIMS has an Awesome Comeback Song
Your feelings don't matter to him. Full Story
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We Got a Quote from Lil Wayne About Kanye West's Company DONDA Making His Cover Art
DONDA is still a team of Kanye West, architects, graphic designers, directors, musicians, A&R's, writers, publicists, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJ's, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionists, d… Full Story
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Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus is Working with Tyler, the Creator
We're pretty excited about this song, and may god have mercy on our souls. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Black Flag Is Getting Back Together
This is not a joke. This is real life. The original 1979 Black Flag lineup is playing this summer in the UK. Full Story
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Holy Shit: Nirvana, Stevie Nicks, John Fogerty, and Rick Springfield are Starting a Band
In what might be seen as the greatest power move of all time, Dave Grohl has formed a lumbering behemoth rock 'n' roll Voltron to stomp the Sundance Film Festival into a trembling, wussified pancake. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Prince Has a New Single Out
Kids are growing up in a Prince-less world, never knowing that a pansexual electro-funk god walked and rocked among them. Full Story
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Holy Shit, OutKast Is Reuniting
They're just doing remixes at this point, but still. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Kanye And Kim Kardashian Are Having A Baby
In case you were wondering, this has everything to do with the Illuminati. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Björk's "Mutual Core" Video is the Best Thing You Will See All Week
Andrew Thomas Huang directs a stunningly beautiful collision of the ethereal and the visceral. Full Story
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Holy Shit, Lil Wayne's In The Hospital
Somebody call Birdman, we've got trouble. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.