Friday Thinks With Luke Winkie
The Greatest Summer Jam Since 1980 - Round One
What is the greatest summer song of all time? There's only one way to do this, and that's with brackets.
What if All of Your Indie Rock Heroes Had Superhero Origin Stories?
Origin stories not only make for a great first entry into a trilogy of superhero films, they’re also the establishing cultural capital of every comic book character that exists. With that in mind, let’s make up some origin stories for some famous musician
Would Any of Those Bands Actually Play the Bait Shop?
On the 10th anniversary of The O.C., we look back and ask the important questions.
Havoc's Twitter Got Hacked So Let's Imagine Musicians' Twitter Passwords
There really isn't much more to say beyond the headline.
What if Regis Philbin Had Written 'Yeezus?'
And other questions raised by Modern String Theory and my brain-droppings.
Drake Endorsing Things
Drake is but a specter in our life. He should be a spokesperson for everything. Here are some endorsements that we would like to see Drake make.
Better Music Writing through Sabermetric Analysis
What if there was a sabermetric set of advanced-analytics to evaluate music on a true, mathematical level? Wouldn’t that be the right thing to do?
World of Warcraft Gear as Informed By Popular Musicians
In order to make the game more appealing to people who aren't emotional shut-ins, Blizzard (World of Warcraft's developers) recently added a number of items to the game themed after popular musician of today. This is 100% true and factual.
51 Names for Paris Hilton's New Young Money/Cash Money Album
I snuck into Cash Money headquarters and managed to steal a few documents straight off of Birdman’s desk. You don’t need to know the details because they don’t fucking matter, all you need to know is we now have an EXCLUSIVE list of 51 potential titles fo
The Most "In Da Club" Moments of All Time
“In Da Club” is a singular feeling; it can only be described as feeling “In Da Club,” or in an “In Da Club” mood. To help illustrate this particular strand of Zen, I’ve selected a few moments from world history that I think best illustrate the “In Da Club
Every Beach Boys Greatest Hits Album, Reviewed
The Very, Very, Very Best of the Beach Boys Really Seriously Definitely.