FRIDAY THINKS... WITH LUKE WINKIE
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The Most "In Da Club" Moments of All Time
“In Da Club” is a singular feeling; it can only be described as feeling “In Da Club,” or in an “In Da Club” mood. To help illustrate this particular strand of Zen, I’ve selected a few moments from world history that I think best illustrate the “In Da Club” philosophy. Full Story
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Every Beach Boys Greatest Hits Album, Reviewed
The Very, Very, Very Best of the Beach Boys Really Seriously Definitely. Full Story
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The Most Average Albums of All Time
We're always going to argue about what's the best, and we're always going to argue about what's the worst. Can we all just agree on what's in the middle? Full Story
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The Whisper Song: Movements 2-4
We rewrote the lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Whisper Song" and—well—you know what? Just read it for yourself. Full Story
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We Gained the Power to Spy on Musicians' Cell Phones
It’s a really exciting time here at Noisey, because we just developed the powerful, ethically dubious technology to peer into what anyone is doing on their cell phone at any time. Full Story
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A Short Story in which Paul Simon Eats Art Garfunkel Alive
The REAL STORY of how "The Sound of Silence" was written. Full Story
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A Series of Vignettes that All End in Their Protagonists Tweeting, "Ugh, I Hate SXSW"
If you follow a lot of ungrateful music industry people on Twitter, you will see a lot of similar moments next week. Full Story
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A History of Skip Bayless Interacting with Rappers on ESPN's 'First Take'
Watch as Skip Bayless awkwardly navigates conversations with Lil Wayne, Nelly, 2 Chainz, T.I., and more! Full Story
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Friday Thinks... WIth Luke Winkie - A One-Act Play About Axl Rose Asking for Some Reggae
Luke Winkie has officially lost it. Full Story
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All the Songs I Listened to and What I Was Doing While Listening to Them Instead of Writing a Paper for My Southeast Europe in the 20th Century Class
Another Friday, another Thinks. Full Story
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I Interviewed My Dad About His Favorite Rap Songs
"This is about life, life that’s going on right now." - My dad on Geto Boys. Full Story
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All Music is Better When You Mash it Up With the Drum Break from "When the Levee Breaks"
Are you really daring me to add the "Levee" break to a bunch of songs? You're on, motherfucker. Full Story
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All of My Failed Noisey Pitches
Includes such gems as "Write something smart" and "Fergie." Full Story
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Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie - Hey, Ever Noticed Lots Of Indie Rockers Look Like Cereal Mascots?
Cultural forms tend to crop up throughout history, and also it's Friday so fuck it. Full Story
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Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie - Here's What We'll Be Saying About Lil B At The End Of 2013
Why? Because Friday, that's why. Full Story
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Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie - Thanks to the Artists Who Made 2012 Awesome (and Are Not Grimes)
In case you didn't realize, people other than Frank Ocean released music this year. Full Story
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Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie - Songs That Eating Poutine Made Me Think Of
Why? Because Friday, that's why. Full Story
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Friday Thinks... With Luke Winkie - Fifty Reasons Why Taylor Swift's "Red" Is The Album Of The Year
We've actually got a pretty good argument here. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.
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