BEYONCÉWATCH 2013
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Kelly Rowland Made a Dumb Song about How Much She Hates Beyoncé
Kelly Rowland is airing her “Dirty Laundry” with Beyoncé because ergh, I guess she just wanted to be really, really insufferable this week. Full Story
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We Made a Dude who Hates Beyoncé Listen to her Anyway
Meet Luis, the one person who dislike's Beyoncé's music on Earth. He found some nice things to say about Beyoncé. Full Story
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A Bunch of Douchebags Started a Riot in the Line for Beyoncé Tickets in England
Unlimited finger wags to whoever dare disrupt anything Beyoncé-related. Full Story
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Welcome to the Weird, Wild World of Beyoncé Memorabilia on Etsy
I suppose you don't need to know about this canvas of "Beyontina Knowlian," but then again you probably do. Full Story
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Beyoncé's Halftime Performance was the Greatest Thing Of All Time
Beyoncé represents the great binaries of our time—she's an icon who represents the growth of our country, the progress in our world, and the beauty within ourselves. Full Story
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What is Beyoncé Gonna Sing at the Super Bowl on Sunday?
We fed a bunch of figures into a machine and came out with straight odds. Full Story
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Beyoncé Just Started a Blog About Beyoncé
The Beyoncéwatch continues. Full Story
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Wait, Maybe Beyoncé DID Sing The National Anthem After All?
Spokesperson: "Regarding Ms. Knowles-Carter's performance, no one in the Marine Band is in a position to assess whether it was live or pre-recorded." Full Story
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Holy Shit, Beyoncé Lip-Synced The National Anthem At Obama's Inauguration
This literally calls the entire system of democracy into question. Full Story
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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past
Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a member of Commit Suiside, a Nazi punk band.
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Parquet Courts - "Light Up Gold Road Trip" (Full Documentary)
In this new documentary, Noisey follows rising indie rockers Parquet Courts from Mexico to Texas and London as they tour to support their debut LP, 'Light Up Gold.'
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Yung Lean Doer Is the Weirdest 16-Year-Old White Swedish Rapper You'll Hear This Week
Yung Lean raps over pillow-fluffy beats and raps about glory holes and Arizona Iced Tea. Who the fuck is this kid? And why is he like this?
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Adam Ant - The British Masters, Chapter 6
Noisey's John Doran talks with the great post-punk pop star Adam Ant about tribal body mods and layering tape.
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Photos: Taking Acid at Coachella
When Paley sent these photos in, she included a nice little caveat over email that we've decided to reprint here in full, not only because it's too good to edit, but because her photographs of her and her weird buddies riding the snake are some of the best
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R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson (1944-2013)
On Thursday, the hyper-talented graphic designer, artist, and famed album cover creator Storm Thorgerson passed away after a battle with cancer. He was 69 years old.
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The Internet Is Scary
As of six months ago, my Facebook fanpage is like a dojo where hormonal teenagers hone their technique. Here is a heartfelt poem from some kid who wants to rape, kill, and marry me.
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I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
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Listen to St. Lucia's Remix of The Colourist's "Little Games"
Last month, Cali quartet the Colourist released "Little Games," and St. Lucia just pulled a warm Balearic blanket over the whole thing, sanding away its rough edges with bright synths and lightly gated percussion.
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Aaron Montaigne, Godfather of Screamo, is More Interesting Than You Can Ever Hope to Be - Part Two
On surviving combat in Iraq and Afghanistan with the help of magic, 'Bladerunner,' and everything in between.