Worship This!'s New Video Is a Terrible Guide to Getting Laid

We’ve watched Worship This!’s new video for “Jen, With 2 N’s” twice now and if we’re not mistaken, the lesson of the video is, if you sulk around at parties and look pathetic enough, women will take pity on you and fuck you. This is not—repeat—this is not how the real world works and we do not recommend this method. Sorry, dudes, but dragging your sappy emo ass around while people are doing kegstands and having a good time is only going to get women asking you to hold their purse while they go blow a taller, better looking dude in the bathroom.

But in the two times that we watched it, we also came to realize: This song is awesome and we’d like to party with these dudes. The Akron, OH band play that gravelly, bearded melodic punk that the Fest nerds go crazy for. Their album Tomorrow, I’ll Miss You is available right here from A-F Records. Check out the video below, ya big mopes.

Check the band out on their tour with Elway…

Feb 20 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Murder Room w/ Elway

Feb 21 - Cleveland, OH @ Now That's Class w/ Elway

Feb 22 - Detroit, MI @ Small's w/ Elway

Feb 23 - Kalamazoo, MI @ Louie's w/ Elway