Some things are just crazy as fuck and that's all you can say about them. TMZ is reporting that 36 baggies of heroin (roughly 18 grams total), over ten pounds of marijuana, and a loaded .45 caliber pistol were seized from the rapper Nelly's tour bus during a stop at a border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca, Texas. The checkpoint is famous for catching celebs (well, everyone) with Bad Things. It's terrifyingly effective as a giant drug sieve, mainly because it's pretty far away from the actual Texas/Mexico border, so it springs up on them without enough time for everybody to hide the shit.Obviously, this is really surprising. Like, who even knew Nelly was on tour? Ba-ZING! No seriously, that's a fairly large amount of heroin. You could get high, like, 120 times with that much, boy-boy.No associations were made between the heroin and Mr. Hot In Herre. Instead, a loyal member of Nelly's crew named Brian Jones claimed everything was all his, which is tragic because he is named Brian Jones and the most famous person with that name was in the Rolling Stones and died because of drugs. In remembrance of the happy times, here are some Nelly music videos that I enjoyed when I was in middle school. Watch them, and pretend they are all now about heroin.Drugs,
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