This may be dated internet news, but this Kim-Taylor-Kanye shit happened in between my columns, so allow me to offer my late for class commentary. Here it is: “Meh.”A photo posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Jul 20, 2016 at 4:32pm PDT
At first I was like, “I’m not sure I like this outfit,” but then I saw the shoes AND the toes matched it all, and then I was like, “Okay this is fine by me.”That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet.
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Jul 17, 2016 at 9:14pm PDT
Same.A photo posted by J E S S I E . J (@isthatjessiej) on Jul 20, 2016 at 7:41am PDT
Add this to the list of things I’m no good at.A photo posted by ALESSIA CARA (@alessiasmusic) on Jul 16, 2016 at 12:48pm PDT
OMG STOP IT RIGHT NOW. This is giving me all of the Troop Beverly Hills remixing I didn’t know I needed.A photo posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Jul 20, 2016 at 6:30am PDT
Even French looks terrified of the cartoon version of him. Swizz looks suspicious too.A photo posted by jenny lewis (@jennydianelewis) on Jul 20, 2016 at 7:21am PDT
Giant keys for your Major Key album promo? *Miranda Priestly voice* Groundbreaking. Sidebar: can I have one?A photo posted by French Montana (@frenchmontana) on Jul 20, 2016 at 6:13pm PDT
Adele looks so adorable working security out in Canada.#MAJOR[KEY] #JULY29 @wethebestmusic @epicrecords @rocnation
A photo posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Jul 20, 2016 at 1:21pm PDT
Speaking of someone who needs security out in Canada…Vancouver, CA / Rogers Center / July 20
A photo posted by @adele on Jul 20, 2016 at 6:39pm PDT
Yo forreal, Drake could lose every rap battle over the next 20 years, but photos like this are what it’s all about. I love his heart. Okay, let me go back to being frigid since we have like three more photos to go.A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jul 20, 2016 at 2:58pm PDT
Fuck, how can I be frigid when Game is out here being amazing? Ugh, I may grow a heart after this.Me and the champion of all champions @brandonwechsler
A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Jul 16, 2016 at 2:43am PDT
A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Jul 20, 2016 at 12:08am PDT
After stalking Diplo’s IG for a while now, I can safely say that when he’s not making music he’s either shirtless or jumping. Diplo, can you confirm?Photo by the legendary @zachallia
A photo posted by writer (@mikeposner) on Jul 20, 2016 at 11:03am PDT
Kathy Iandoli is also either shirtless or jumping when she’s not writing. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.A photo posted by diplo (@diplo) on Jul 20, 2016 at 2:03pm PDT