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My friend Jeremy recently wore all white to a wedding, which seems like a weird idea, but it was really just a wedding reception because they eloped. He was a hit, but then he spilled wine all over his pants and then threw up and a little bit got on his shirt. Here, Drake avoids these pitfalls by bombarding himself with snow.
Drake is not wearing a beanie. Therefore, they are the enemy.WORK UNIFORMS CAN LOOK OKAY SOMETIMES
Upon further reflection, I’ve actually decided this is incorrect.
If you’re a contemporary dudebro, the second-coolest thing you can do is try to look cool. The first-coolest thing you can do is make it exceedingly clear that you don’t care about looking cool. Drake accomplishes this both by bowling and wearing sweatpants and a baggy t-shirt. He’s so good at dressing because he sucks at it.
True story: I was hanging out on the street a couple weeks ago when some dude randomly came up to me, asked what size my waist was. He then told me he had some designer pants to sell. They turned out to be pre-ripped Ed Hardy-style jeans, and I bought them because Drake wore some pants very similar to them in the “Started from the Bottom” video. I haven’t built up the courage to wear them out yet, but one day I will, and while I am certain that no girl will talk to me, at least I will be happy that I’m dressing like Drake.
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If the plane crashes and you and that passed-out stripper die, at least when they recover the singed soccer ball jacket from your charred remains, they’ll know you had swag.
Not the career you have.
In fact, I’m not wearing sleeves right now. Hope I didn’t just blow your mind all over your face.TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR BOOTS
I guess the joke here is this is actual fashion advice?In case you hadn’t guessed, Drew spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about Drake. He’s on Twitter - @drewmillard.Style Stage is an ongoing partnership between Noisey & Garnier Fructis celebrating music, hair, and style.